{"title":"Sarcastic T-Shirts","description":"Say it with sarcasm. Our sarcastic t-shirts collection is for people who communicate primarily through eye rolls and dry wit. From classics like Not a Hugger and Allergic to Stupid People to our National Sarcasm Society designs, these shirts do the talking so you do not have to. Perfect for the coworker who always has a comeback, the friend who never takes anything seriously, or yourself on a Monday morning. Premium cotton, lasting prints, and sarcasm that never fades. Free shipping on orders above $60. Because we are generous like that.","products":[{"product_id":"send-noods","title":"Send Noods T-Shirt | Funny Graphic Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSend Noods T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know, you know. The \u003cstrong\u003eSend Noods T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is the tee for people who get the reference. Soft cotton, unisex fit, available in irish green, white, black, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSend Noods T-Shirt design, instantly recognizable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium soft cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex fit for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in irish green, white, black, and more, multiple sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for geeks and gift-givers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. True to size, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Unisex sizing fits all genders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animal-food-humor-shirts\"\u003efood humor tees collection\u003c\/a\u003e or check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003efunny t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd it to cart and let it do the talking.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":48666254934229,"sku":"3.33E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48666255818965,"sku":"1.30E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48666253492437,"sku":"1.87E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ S","offer_id":48666254115029,"sku":"1.27E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ S","offer_id":48666254344405,"sku":"1.23E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":48666253721813,"sku":"2.48E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48666253885653,"sku":"1.92E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":48666254541013,"sku":"1.99E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":48666255425749,"sku":"8.07E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ M","offer_id":48666253656277,"sku":"1.33E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":48666254966997,"sku":"1.29E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666255851733,"sku":"2.43E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48666253525205,"sku":"2.98E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ M","offer_id":48738743320789,"sku":"3.01E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ M","offer_id":48666254147797,"sku":"2.40E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ M","offer_id":48666254377173,"sku":"3.87E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ M","offer_id":48738743353557,"sku":"2.87E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48666253951189,"sku":"3.13E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":48666254573781,"sku":"2.75E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":48666255491285,"sku":"2.96E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kiwi \/ M","offer_id":48666255065301,"sku":"2.75E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":48666254999765,"sku":"3.07E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666255884501,"sku":"2.28E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43430080839893,"sku":"2.14E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ L","offer_id":48666255229141,"sku":"1.24E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ L","offer_id":48666254180565,"sku":"1.55E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ L","offer_id":48666254409941,"sku":"2.38E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ L","offer_id":48666253754581,"sku":"1.65E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48666253983957,"sku":"1.81E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":48666254606549,"sku":"2.53E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":48666254803157,"sku":"2.73E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":48738743419093,"sku":"6.26E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kiwi \/ L","offer_id":48666255098069,"sku":"3.20E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":48738743451861,"sku":"3.26E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48666255360213,"sku":"1.91E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666255917269,"sku":"1.48E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48666253557973,"sku":"3.27E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ XL","offer_id":48738743484629,"sku":"2.25E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48666254213333,"sku":"2.99E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":48666255687893,"sku":"1.82E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48666254442709,"sku":"1.91E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":48666253787349,"sku":"2.13E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":48666254016725,"sku":"1.19E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":48666254639317,"sku":"3.18E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48666254868693,"sku":"6.15E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48738743550165,"sku":"2.73E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48738743582933,"sku":"7.38E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666255950037,"sku":"2.02E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666253590741,"sku":"2.37E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666255261909,"sku":"3.22E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666254278869,"sku":"3.14E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666255720661,"sku":"2.84E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666254475477,"sku":"3.14E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666253820117,"sku":"2.79E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666254049493,"sku":"1.23E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666254672085,"sku":"3.56E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666254901461,"sku":"3.33E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666255524053,"sku":"1.48E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kiwi \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666255163605,"sku":"7.94E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48738743681237,"sku":"2.18E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666255982805,"sku":"1.93E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48738743714005,"sku":"1.34E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666255294677,"sku":"1.76E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666254311637,"sku":"2.68E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666254508245,"sku":"2.48E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666253852885,"sku":"1.93E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666254082261,"sku":"3.34E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666254704853,"sku":"3.33E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":48738743779541,"sku":"2.11E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":48738743812309,"sku":"3.35E+19","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/14777894414562536529_2048.jpg?v=1741376345"},{"product_id":"dressed-to-impress","title":"Dressed To Impress Bear T-Shirt | Funny Animal Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who unironically loves a cool cartoon animal. You think a bear in a bomber jacket is funnier than most adults will admit. You believe a pair of sunglasses on a wild animal is a complete personality. You have at least one sticker of an animal looking too confident for its own good. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDressed To Impress Bear is the antidote to taking your wardrobe too seriously. A bear, a jacket, a pair of shades, no further explanation required. The kind of design that earns a smile from strangers at the coffee shop and a knowing look from the friend who already follows three animals on Instagram. It does the heavy lifting of being approachable on days when you would rather not be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePull it on for the brunch where you are recovering from a long week. Wear it to the park, the bookshop, the airport line where the kid in front of you points at the bear and the parent pretends to be embarrassed. It belongs at the coffee shop, the slow morning, the family dinner where the youngest cousin will demand to know the bear's name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe bear is dressed. The vibe is set. Carry on.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44042380378325,"sku":"3.25E+19","price":17.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665688244437,"sku":"2.80E+19","price":17.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665688277205,"sku":"7.76E+19","price":17.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665688309973,"sku":"3.35E+19","price":17.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48741351194837,"sku":"1.65E+19","price":23.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48741351227605,"sku":"1.21E+19","price":26.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48741351260373,"sku":"2.42E+19","price":26.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/12213555338514921506_2048.jpg?v=1741375978"},{"product_id":"mascot-free","title":"Ma(scot)-free T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who has had it with corporate cheer. You have sat through the all-hands. You have heard the rallying cry. You have a personal vendetta against any sentence that uses the word synergy without irony. You appreciate a shirt that quietly hands you back your sanity. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMa(scot)-free is the sarcastic office tee that takes a small clever bit of wordplay and turns it into a uniform for the contrarian in every breakroom. The shirt is the cotton version of the eye-roll you cannot get away with in the meeting. It is for the people who do good work and quietly resent the cheerleading that surrounds it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the Monday standup where the energy is being manufactured. Wear it to the team offsite that involves trust falls. It belongs at the coffee shop near the office, the long walk during the lunch break, the slow Friday where you are halfway-checked-out and the only thing keeping you company is your own dry sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo mascot. No cheer. Just the work.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44072664793301,"sku":"2.63E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666000851157,"sku":"2.40E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666000883925,"sku":"7.91E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666000916693,"sku":"6.74E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666000949461,"sku":"9.86E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666000982229,"sku":"3.16E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/12916272391559388361_2048.jpg?v=1741375927"},{"product_id":"i-found-this-humerus","title":"I Found This Humerus T-Shirt | Funny Science Pun Cat Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person whose pun threshold has been raised so high that only the absolutely silly still lands. You have a science teacher in your family or in your past. You laughed at a periodic table joke once and never recovered. You have a soft spot for anatomy humor that nobody else finds funny. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI Found This Humerus is the science pun tee for the person who hears the bone joke before the sentence is finished. The shirt commits to the joke fully, leans into the cat-and-arm-bone illustration, and pairs the obvious gag with a level of cotton comfort that makes the corny part feel earned. The pun lovers are nodding. The biologists are sighing fondly. Everyone wins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the science teacher staff lounge. Wear it to the trivia night where the bone round is your favorite. It belongs at the medical school library, the cat cafe, the long Sunday at the natural history museum where you will absolutely make the same joke seven times before lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe bone is the joke. The joke is the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":48741456445653,"sku":"1.25E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44104015610069,"sku":"1.12E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48741456478421,"sku":"2.69E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":48741456511189,"sku":"1.32E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665902448853,"sku":"2.76E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48741456543957,"sku":"2.16E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":48741456576725,"sku":"8.74E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665902481621,"sku":"2.66E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48741456609493,"sku":"6.76E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":48741456642261,"sku":"1.41E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665902514389,"sku":"2.70E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48741456675029,"sku":"4.41E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48741456707797,"sku":"7.40E+19","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665902547157,"sku":"2.88E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48741456740565,"sku":"2.71E+19","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665902579925,"sku":"1.87E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48741456773333,"sku":"3.13E+19","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/4934643740742014140_2048.jpg?v=1741375923"},{"product_id":"what-cat-killer","title":"What? Cat Killer T-Shirt | Funny Dark Humor Cat Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who lives by the rule that the dark joke is often the best joke. You have a sense of humor that confuses the people who do not know you well enough yet. You believe a good pun can earn a small gasp before the laugh, and you collect those gasps quietly. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat? Cat Killer turns the old curiosity-killed-the-cat line into a wearable bit of dark humor. The shirt has a sharp graphic, a sharper punchline, and the cotton patience to let the joke do its work. It is the kind of design that the cat-loving crowd will defend in two seconds, because cat-people humor has always been the bleakest humor in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the cafe where you will get exactly one knowing look from the table over. Wear it to the meme-aware dinner, the bookshop, the long flight where your seatmate will pretend not to notice the shirt and then absolutely notice the shirt. It belongs at the bar trivia, the slow Sunday with a true-crime podcast in your headphones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke is dark. The cat would approve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":48741449367765,"sku":"6.32E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44104145273045,"sku":"1.27E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48741449433301,"sku":"2.22E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":48741449466069,"sku":"3.23E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666447380693,"sku":"2.82E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48741449498837,"sku":"5.03E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":48741449531605,"sku":"1.94E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666447413461,"sku":"1.80E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48741449597141,"sku":"2.16E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":48741449629909,"sku":"2.76E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666447478997,"sku":"1.19E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48741449695445,"sku":"3.39E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48741449728213,"sku":"1.16E+19","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666447511765,"sku":"1.73E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48741449760981,"sku":"2.78E+19","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666447544533,"sku":"2.25E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48741449826517,"sku":"2.12E+19","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/5719607874865258201_2048.jpg?v=1741375921"},{"product_id":"my-girlfriend-said-i-never-listen-to-her","title":"My Girlfriend Said I Never Listen T-Shirt | Funny Boyfriend Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMy Girlfriend Said I Never Listen T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelationship humor for the chronically guilty. The \u003cstrong\u003eMy Girlfriend Said I Never Listen T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e leans all the way into the running joke every couple eventually lives. Soft cotton, unisex fit, available in white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"My Girlfriend Said I Never Listen\" text design, instantly recognizable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium soft cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex fit for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white, multiple sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for boyfriends, husbands, and anyone caught mid-eye-roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. True to size, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Unisex sizing fits all genders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003efunny t-shirts collection\u003c\/a\u003e or check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-shirts\"\u003esarcastic tees\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeard that? Add it to cart anyway.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44104473379029,"sku":"1.95E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666049020117,"sku":"2.25E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666049052885,"sku":"1.49E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666049085653,"sku":"3.29E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666049118421,"sku":"2.76E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666049151189,"sku":"5.22E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/17368669431696125193_2048.jpg?v=1741375915"},{"product_id":"let-make-a-coven","title":"Let's Make a Coven T-Shirt | Dark Humor Halloween Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person whose spooky season starts in late August and ends sometime in mid-November. You have a Halloween playlist that you actually listen to. You believe a coven is a kind of friend group with better aesthetics. You have a candle lit somewhere right now. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLet's Make A Coven is the dark humor witchy Halloween tee for the people who treat October like the most important holiday of the year. The shirt is the cotton invitation to whatever small ritualistic group chat you have already assembled, the one that knows how to throw a party and how to leave it on time. Spooky season as a personality. Witchy as a vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the costume party where you are slightly out of costume on purpose. Wear it to the pumpkin patch, the fall hike, the long October walk home where the leaves are crunching at exactly the right volume. It belongs at the family movie night, the spooky bookshop, the slow Sunday with a candle and a horror novella.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe coven is forming. The vibe is set.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44104492122325,"sku":"3.32E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665960808661,"sku":"3.36E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665960841429,"sku":"1.39E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665960874197,"sku":"1.31E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48741578146005,"sku":"1.13E+19","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48741578178773,"sku":"4.13E+19","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/1365310533003653286_2048.jpg?v=1741375909"},{"product_id":"a-penne-for-your-thoughts","title":"A Penne for Your Thoughts T-Shirt | Funny Food Pun Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Penne for Your Thoughts T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the home cook whose puns get worse the better the meal is. The \u003cstrong\u003eA Penne for Your Thoughts T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e turns a pasta pun into a wearable dinner-party bit. Soft cotton, unisex fit, available in red and black.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecartoon penne pasta and the \"A Penne for Your Thoughts\" pun, instantly recognizable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium soft cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex fit for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in red and black, multiple sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for pasta lovers, home cooks, and dedicated pun dealers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. True to size, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Unisex sizing fits all genders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animal-food-humor-shirts\"\u003efood humor tees collection\u003c\/a\u003e or check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003efull t-shirt collection\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe pasta is ready. Add it to cart. Mangia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":44104494448853,"sku":"2.16E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48685520486613,"sku":"9.99E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":48685520191701,"sku":"2.04E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48685520453845,"sku":"2.36E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":48685520224469,"sku":"4.07E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48685520421077,"sku":"1.96E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":48685520290005,"sku":"2.33E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48685520519381,"sku":"3.03E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48685520552149,"sku":"5.60E+19","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48685520322773,"sku":"2.30E+19","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48685520355541,"sku":"2.41E+19","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/5610879678209511328_2048.jpg?v=1741375907"},{"product_id":"naked-sushi","title":"Naked Sushi T-Shirt | Funny Food Pun Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNaked Sushi T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for people who say it without saying it. The \u003cstrong\u003eNaked Sushi T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e puts food pun on a tee you will actually wear. Soft cotton, unisex fit, available in white and black.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNaked Sushi T-Shirt food pun design, instantly recognizable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium soft cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex fit for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white and black, multiple sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for food pun fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. True to size, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Unisex sizing fits all genders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animal-food-humor-shirts\"\u003efood humor tees collection\u003c\/a\u003e or check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003efunny t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the reference. Add it to cart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44104497037525,"sku":"5.29E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48741469520085,"sku":"9.65E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666068222165,"sku":"1.29E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48741469552853,"sku":"1.75E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666068254933,"sku":"2.20E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48741469585621,"sku":"3.38E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666068287701,"sku":"9.90E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48741469618389,"sku":"1.77E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666068320469,"sku":"1.77E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48741469683925,"sku":"6.64E+19","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666068353237,"sku":"1.75E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48741469716693,"sku":"2.01E+19","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/95154964120319351_2048.jpg?v=1741375906"},{"product_id":"we-love-witches","title":"We Love Witches T-Shirt | Dark Humor Halloween Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the friend group whose chat name is the coven and means it. You have a Halloween playlist that gets played the rest of the year. You have a candle ritual that became a habit. You collected your friends the way other people collect cookbooks, slowly, with care, with a particular taste. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe Love Witches is the dark humor witchy Halloween tee for the people who treat the season like the holiday it deserves to be. The shirt is the cotton membership card to whatever soft, slightly spooky crew you have already built. It says yes to October. It says yes to your people. It says yes to the small rituals that make ordinary days feel intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the seasonal hike where the trees are getting it right. Wear it to the spooky movie night, the autumn farmers market, the long walk where you are wearing a scarf and meaning it. It belongs at the bookshop horror section, the candle store you always come back to, the slow Sunday morning with tea and tarot you do not entirely believe in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe witches are loved. The crew is set.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44105595257045,"sku":"2.86E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48686773469397,"sku":"3.53E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48686773305557,"sku":"1.41E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48686773436629,"sku":"2.94E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48686773600469,"sku":"1.26E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48686773403861,"sku":"9.33E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48686773633237,"sku":"2.13E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48686773502165,"sku":"5.92E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48686773534933,"sku":"2.28E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48686773338325,"sku":"1.26E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48686773567701,"sku":"7.29E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48686773371093,"sku":"4.80E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/18258430124071432660_2048.jpg?v=1741375900"},{"product_id":"its-not-easy-with-students","title":"It's Not Easy With Students T-Shirt | Funny Teacher Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the teacher who has been holding the line through the kind of classroom days that nobody warned you about. You have managed a fire drill mid-test. You have explained the homework three different ways and watched it not land twice. You have, somehow, kept showing up with patience nobody could fairly expect of you. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's Not Easy With Students is the cotton sarcastic teacher tee that does the work of acknowledging a thing the lounge already knows. The shirt is the small visual sigh, the wink to your colleagues, the soft fabric reminder that the people who do this work are doing more than the world fully credits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the staff lounge where everyone will laugh and one person will tear up a little. Wear it to the field trip, the end-of-year barbecue, the long Sunday at the cafe grading the stack you brought home. It belongs at the bookshop teacher section, the slow morning before the bell, the workshop where you are learning a better way to do the thing you have been doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe students are wild. The work is sacred. The shirt knows.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44105596403925,"sku":"2.68E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665924960469,"sku":"9.71E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665925026005,"sku":"1.99E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665925058773,"sku":"1.04E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665925091541,"sku":"1.71E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665925124309,"sku":"2.58E+19","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/2244344080151261971_2048.jpg?v=1741375898"},{"product_id":"never-trust-an-atom","title":"Never Trust an Atom T-Shirt | Funny Science Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the science teacher whose favorite stage is the front of a chemistry classroom. You have a particular fondness for jokes that take a beat to land. You have explained the structure of the atom enough times to know which version actually gets a laugh. You are still, somehow, delighted by your own punchline. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNever Trust an Atom is the soft cotton chemistry humor tee that takes one of the oldest science jokes in the book and gives it the wearable platform it deserves. The shirt is for the people who treat the periodic table as both a tool and a setlist. The pun is dad-tier. The audience is in on it. The whole thing works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the high school chemistry lab. Wear it to the trivia night, the cafe, the science museum tour where you will overhear other parents getting the joke. It belongs at the office where you are the science-leaning friend, the family reunion where your nephew is just starting to like chemistry, the slow Sunday with a popular-science book on the couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe atom is the punchline. Trust nothing. Enjoy everything.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44105601089749,"sku":"2.09E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666093060309,"sku":"1.82E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666093093077,"sku":"2.74E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666093125845,"sku":"1.85E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666093158613,"sku":"8.43E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666093191381,"sku":"1.31E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/16073923536649655737_2048.jpg?v=1741375896"},{"product_id":"dont-brake-the-snake","title":"Don't Brake the Snake T-Shirt | Funny Animal Graphic Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person whose pun bar is so high that only the dumb-and-smart hybrids land anymore. You have a snake tattoo somewhere or you would. You appreciate a clever animal graphic that does not have to explain itself. You read the shirt and groan-laughed at the same time, which is the ideal response. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDon't Brake the Snake is the cotton pun tee that takes the slightly twisted wordplay and lets the snake do the rest. The shirt is built for the people who collect the small visual jokes other people miss. The kind of design that earns a second look at the coffee shop and a knowing nod at the cafe down the street.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the bookshop where you will be the only person laughing in the natural history section. Wear it to the reptile house at the zoo, the dive bar trivia, the slow Sunday at the park where the kid from two benches over will read the shirt and ask the kind of question kids ask. It belongs at the long walk, the cafe, the flight where you are reading something obscure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe snake will not brake. You will not need to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44105607151829,"sku":"1.21E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665677889749,"sku":"1.14E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665677922517,"sku":"1.59E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665677955285,"sku":"2.94E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665677988053,"sku":"2.44E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665678020821,"sku":"5.91E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/10057043755812165738_2048.jpg?v=1741375891"},{"product_id":"hail-satan","title":"Hail Satan T-Shirt | Dark Humor Halloween Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHail Satan T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDark humor that toes the line on purpose. The \u003cstrong\u003eHail Satan T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is the spooky-season tee for people who like a punchline with bite. Soft cotton, unisex fit, available in red and black.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Hail Satan\" dark humor graphic, instantly recognizable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium soft cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex fit for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in red and black, multiple sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for horror fans, dark humor lovers, and the proudly irreverent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. True to size, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Unisex sizing fits all genders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dark-humor-sarcasm-shirts\"\u003edark humor tees collection\u003c\/a\u003e or check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003efull t-shirt collection\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEmbrace the bit. Add it to cart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":44105611837653,"sku":"5.03E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48741576769749,"sku":"2.00E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":48665800343765,"sku":"2.68E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48741576835285,"sku":"2.33E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":48665800442069,"sku":"6.49E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48741576868053,"sku":"2.45E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":48665800474837,"sku":"1.80E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48741576900821,"sku":"3.06E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48741576933589,"sku":"1.45E+19","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48741576966357,"sku":"2.84E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48741576999125,"sku":"1.05E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/2560720535862475341_2048.jpg?v=1741375888"},{"product_id":"my-horse-doesnt-like-you","title":"My Horse Doesn't Like You T-Shirt | Funny Animal Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMy Horse Doesn't Like You T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the ones who wear their humor out loud. The \u003cstrong\u003eMy Horse Doesn't Like You T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e puts animal on a tee you will actually wear. Soft cotton, unisex fit, available in white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy Horse Doesn't Like You T-Shirt animal design, instantly recognizable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium soft cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex fit for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white, multiple sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for animal fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. True to size, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Unisex sizing fits all genders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animal-food-humor-shirts\"\u003eanimal humor tees collection\u003c\/a\u003e or check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003efunny t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePut it in the cart. You earned it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44105616163029,"sku":"9.11E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666051543253,"sku":"9.88E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666051707093,"sku":"1.76E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666051772629,"sku":"2.04E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666051838165,"sku":"9.11E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666051870933,"sku":"9.99E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/13319790035349109109_2048.jpg?v=1741375885"},{"product_id":"go-back-its-a-trap","title":"It's a Trap T-Shirt | Sci-Fi Meme Graphic Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the sci-fi friend who quotes the line at every team meeting where someone is about to make a regrettable decision. You have a poster of an Admiral. You can recite the entire scene from memory. You wear the meme because you have earned the meme, and your friends know it. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a Trap is the cotton sci-fi meme tee that takes the most quotable Admiral Ackbar line and gives it a graphic the right people will recognize at fifteen paces. The shirt is for the people who keep the franchise references in their back pocket for the moment they will actually land. It belongs in the wardrobe of every person who has ever sat in a meeting and thought, well, here we go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the meetup where the sci-fi crew is gathering. Wear it to the convention, the cafe near the bookshop, the slow Sunday rewatching the original trilogy. It belongs at the bar trivia where the quote round is your moment, the long flight where you are absolutely starting the movie, the family dinner where your nephew will recognize the reference and respect you for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe trap is real. You saw it coming. You are wearing the receipt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44105619275989,"sku":"3.01E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665783763157,"sku":"2.45E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665783795925,"sku":"3.82E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665783861461,"sku":"2.12E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665783894229,"sku":"1.47E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665783959765,"sku":"2.67E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/16121994379697659778_2048.jpg?v=1741375884"},{"product_id":"chemistry-is-like-cooking","title":"Chemistry is Like Cooking T-Shirt | Funny Science Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eChemistry is Like Cooking T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for people who say it without saying it. The \u003cstrong\u003eChemistry is Like Cooking T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e puts science on a tee you will actually wear. Soft cotton, unisex fit, available in white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChemistry is Like Cooking T-Shirt science design, instantly recognizable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium soft cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex fit for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white, multiple sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for science fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. True to size, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Unisex sizing fits all genders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/science-periodic-table-shirts\"\u003escience tees collection\u003c\/a\u003e or check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003efunny t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the reference. Add it to cart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44106615881941,"sku":"2.63E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665601147093,"sku":"3.24E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665601179861,"sku":"1.38E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665601212629,"sku":"5.34E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665601245397,"sku":"2.35E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665601278165,"sku":"5.54E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/12209374887806986647_2048.jpg?v=1741375857"},{"product_id":"first-role-of-programming","title":"First Rule of Programming T-Shirt | Funny Coder Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the developer who has learned the most expensive lesson the easy way. You have inherited a working system you did not write. You have, in a moment of misguided ambition, tried to refactor it. You have reverted the commit three days later with a fresh appreciation for the original author. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFirst Rule of Programming is the cotton dev humor tee that takes the unspoken code of every working codebase and prints it on the front. If it works, do not touch it. The shirt is the small public reminder, mostly to yourself, that not every line of code is asking to be improved. Some lines are asking to be left alone. The shirt knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the standup where the temptation to refactor is rising. Wear it to the hackathon, the meetup, the cafe with the laptop and the open repo. It belongs at the long Sunday at the keyboard, the conference where someone will reference the joke from a slide, the family dinner where you will be asked to explain what you do and the shirt will partially answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe code works. The shirt is the rule.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44106617192661,"sku":"2.59E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665740738773,"sku":"8.34E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665740771541,"sku":"1.85E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665740804309,"sku":"2.87E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665740837077,"sku":"8.63E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665740869845,"sku":"1.67E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/11647747703635468105_2048.jpg?v=1741375856"},{"product_id":"when-in-doubt","title":"When In Doubt Print It Out T-Shirt | Funny Coder Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the developer who has been debugging since before the IDE got friendly. You have a strong preference for the lowest-tech tool that solves the problem. You believe a console.log can settle disputes that no profiler will resolve. You have a slightly amused relationship with anyone who calls print statements unsophisticated. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen In Doubt Print It Out is the cotton dev humor tee that says out loud what every working developer eventually admits. The shirt is for the people who appreciate a strategy that has survived every framework and language for the better part of fifty years. Stack trace, console output, the trusty print. It works. That is the whole brief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the standup where the bug has been winning. Wear it to the hackathon, the late-night session where the team is testing patience, the cafe with the good wifi where the deploy is finally green. It belongs at the meetup, the conference, the bookshop where you are pretending to browse but actually scanning for a particular technical title.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe doubt is real. The print is your friend.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44106617979093,"sku":"1.92E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48666454393045,"sku":"1.97E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48666454425813,"sku":"2.71E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48666454458581,"sku":"9.77E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666454491349,"sku":"2.42E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666454524117,"sku":"7.87E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/6401835049778885156_2048.jpg?v=1741375854"},{"product_id":"keep-calm","title":"Keep Calm Add It to the Backlog T-Shirt | Agile Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the product person who has heard every variation of wouldn't it be cool if and has learned to smile through it. You have a board you trust. You have a process. You have a particular skill for capturing a stakeholder's enthusiasm without committing to a date. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eKeep Calm and Add It to the Backlog is the cotton agile humor tee that takes the most useful sentence in product management and gives it a wearable home. The shirt is the small visual mantra for the people who have learned that scope is a posture, not a list. Every good idea has a place. Some of them just live in the backlog forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the planning meeting where stakeholder energy is high. Wear it to the retro, the agile-coaching workshop, the offsite where the new feature ideas are flying. It belongs at the cafe near the office, the long flight where you are reviewing the roadmap one more time, the slow Sunday at home where you are not, technically, working.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe energy is welcome. The backlog will hold it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44106618667221,"sku":"2.10E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665942950101,"sku":"2.89E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665942982869,"sku":"6.84E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665943015637,"sku":"3.38E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665943048405,"sku":"2.81E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665943081173,"sku":"2.48E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/430974104953022647_2048.jpg?v=1741375853"},{"product_id":"talk-data","title":"Talk Data to Me T-Shirt | Funny Data Science Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the analyst whose favorite love language is a clean dashboard. You have an opinion about which visualization works for which question. You can read a chart faster than you can read a paragraph. You get a small private thrill from a SQL query that returns exactly what you expected and a slightly bigger one when it surprises you. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTalk Data to Me is the cotton data science humor tee for the people who treat the numbers as a love language. The shirt is the soft cotton flirtation between the analyst and the spreadsheet, the analyst and the model, the analyst and the slightly suspicious anomaly that turns out to be a real thing. Bring me the dashboards. Speak quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the analytics meetup. Wear it to the conference, the office, the cafe where you are mostly running queries and slightly people-watching. It belongs at the hackathon, the slow Sunday at the laptop tuning a model, the data team happy hour where the conversation will turn, predictably, to schemas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe data is the love letter. You are the reader.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44106619846869,"sku":"2.68E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48666314375381,"sku":"1.16E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48666314408149,"sku":"1.22E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48666314440917,"sku":"1.42E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666314473685,"sku":"1.15E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666314506453,"sku":"6.45E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/10071643691143609487_2048.jpg?v=1741375852"},{"product_id":"the-beagles","title":"The Beagles T-Shirt | Funny Dog Band Parody Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey came. They sniffed. They conquered. Four beagles who changed the face of popular music forever, or at least who would have if they had opposable thumbs and a record deal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Beagles. If your brain went immediately to a specific Fab Four reference and you started mentally mapping which beagle would be which Beatle, this shirt was designed for you. The kind of pun that is completely transparent but lands perfectly anyway, because the image is just right. Nose to nose. Floppy ears. Abbey Road but make it kibble.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the record shop where someone will do a double take. To the dog park where beagle owners will understand on two levels. To the concert, the vinyl listening session, the argument about which album was actually the peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet it be. Let it be with floppy ears.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44121474203861,"sku":"1.27E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48686633877717,"sku":"3.04E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48686633648341,"sku":"2.02E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48686633844949,"sku":"2.62E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48686633713877,"sku":"1.76E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48686633812181,"sku":"2.14E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48686634008789,"sku":"1.01E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48686633910485,"sku":"1.60E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48686633943253,"sku":"1.26E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48686633746645,"sku":"3.31E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48686633976021,"sku":"2.14E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48686633779413,"sku":"3.99E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/17581991899692768100_2048.jpg?v=1741375849"},{"product_id":"papalorian","title":"Papalorian T-Shirt | Funny Dad Sci-Fi Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the dad whose Tuesday energy has somehow merged with that of an interplanetary bounty hunter. You have built a small fortress of dad-mode rituals. You have a saying. You have a way. You have a small set of bedtime stories that have somehow taken on the cadence of a cult film. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePapalorian is the cotton sci-fi dad tee that takes the most quotable line in modern Star Wars and gives it to the fathers it was always secretly written for. The shirt is the soft cotton handshake between the dad-mode generation and the franchise the kids will inherit. This is the way. The way is the dad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it on Father's Day where the kids will groan affectionately. Wear it to the convention with the family, the cafe with the playground in view, the slow Sunday morning where the kids have a project and you are the technical support. It belongs at the long road trip, the camping weekend, the family movie night where you are the one who picked the movie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe dad is the way. The way is the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44121478365397,"sku":"3.06E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48686284964053,"sku":"2.89E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48686284734677,"sku":"4.16E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48686284898517,"sku":"1.73E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48686284767445,"sku":"1.83E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48686284865749,"sku":"1.27E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48686285095125,"sku":"6.27E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48686284996821,"sku":"2.15E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48686285029589,"sku":"7.15E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48686284800213,"sku":"3.06E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48686285062357,"sku":"3.37E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48686284832981,"sku":"1.56E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/5091650313799752605_2048.jpg?v=1741375847"},{"product_id":"twerk-or-treat","title":"Twerk Or Treat T-Shirt | Funny Halloween Party Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the Halloween person whose costume budget is mostly spent on the after-party. You have a particular relationship with October. You have a playlist for the season. You know which neighborhood has the better candy and which has the better house music. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTwerk Or Treat is the cotton Halloween party tee that takes the most reliable adult-Halloween joke and lets the typography do the rest. The shirt is for the people who have outgrown the trick-or-treating part of the holiday and have leaned hard into the part that requires a sound system. Half-spooky, fully ready to dance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the costume party where you are the friend who is the most committed. Wear it to the warehouse rave that the friend group is calling a Halloween thing, the late-night kickback, the after-after-party at someone's apartment. It belongs at the spooky bar crawl, the long drive between two house parties, the slow Sunday recovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe treat is the dance floor. The trick is staying out late.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44121481609429,"sku":"3.25E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666394525909,"sku":"2.47E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666394558677,"sku":"2.17E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666394591445,"sku":"2.77E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666394624213,"sku":"3.35E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666394656981,"sku":"8.13E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/16947852539063719047_2048.jpg?v=1741375846"},{"product_id":"do-you-want-to-play-a-game","title":"Do You Want to Play a Game T-Shirt | Funny Gamer Movie Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the gamer whose taste runs toward the cinematic and the slightly menacing. You have a soft spot for the cult classic that takes itself seriously. You remember every line from a particular early-80s thriller. You appreciate a graphic tee that invites the right kind of conversation at the right kind of party. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo You Want to Play a Game is the cotton dark humor gamer tee that takes the most famous line from a particular movie and pairs it with the universal gamer instinct. Press start. The shirt is the conversation-starter for the friends who get the reference instantly and the slightly creepy compliment for the strangers who do not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the game night where someone will absolutely recite the line back. Wear it to the convention, the late-night arcade visit, the cafe with the retro arcade in the back. It belongs at the bar trivia movie round, the long flight where you are rewatching the original, the slow Sunday at the comic shop hunting for a particular issue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe game is on. The shirt is the invitation.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48665685590229,"sku":"7.85E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44121536233685,"sku":"1.32E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665685622997,"sku":"3.05E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665685426389,"sku":"1.31E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665685655765,"sku":"1.45E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665685459157,"sku":"3.13E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665685688533,"sku":"3.03E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665685491925,"sku":"2.50E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665685721301,"sku":"1.45E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665685524693,"sku":"1.07E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665685786837,"sku":"1.42E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665685557461,"sku":"3.05E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/3641320455136898674_2048.jpg?v=1741375838"},{"product_id":"get-in-loser","title":"Get In Loser We're Doing Magic T-Shirt | Witchy Halloween Humor Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the friend group whose Mean Girls quotes have aged into the witchy years. You have a shared interest in tarot. You have a candle that smells suspiciously like a specific shop. You have a chat where the spell jokes are real spells, half the time, and you would not say which half. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGet In Loser We're Doing Magic is the cotton witchy Halloween humor tee that takes the most quotable line from a millennial-formative movie and gives it a magical update. The shirt is for the coven queens, the Halloween obsessives, the people who have replaced one running joke with another that fits the season better. Magic is calling. You are riding shotgun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the Halloween party where the friend group will photograph it before the door is fully open. Wear it to the spooky bookshop, the candle store you visit too often, the slow October hike where the leaves are getting it right. It belongs at the cafe, the long fall walk, the slow Sunday where the tarot deck is on the table again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe car is waiting. The magic is real, mostly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44121554157781,"sku":"2.47E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665777602773,"sku":"9.50E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665777635541,"sku":"2.72E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665777668309,"sku":"2.28E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665777733845,"sku":"6.60E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665777799381,"sku":"1.10E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/17633996026674671890_2048.jpg?v=1741375835"},{"product_id":"deadly-games","title":"Deadly Games T-Shirt | Funny Dark Humor Gamer Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the gamer who plays the genre that makes other people uncomfortable. You have a particular love for the games where the stakes are absolute. You appreciate a graphic that does the right kind of work, the kind that hints rather than explains. You like the design that does not negotiate with the room. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDeadly Games is the cotton dark humor gamer tee for the people who treat the genre with the seriousness and the wit it earns. The shirt commits to the bit. Life is a game. The stakes are everything. The graphic does most of the talking and the wearer does the rest, quietly, like someone who has already finished the run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the game night where the friend group has finally tried the dark indie title you have been recommending. Wear it to the LAN party, the convention, the bar trivia where the horror round is your home turf. It belongs at the long flight where you are watching a documentary, the cafe with the late-night hours, the slow Sunday at the comic shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe game is deadly. The shirt is the score.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":48685680099541,"sku":"5.84E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48685680296149,"sku":"7.85E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44122725843157,"sku":"1.37E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ M","offer_id":48685679771861,"sku":"2.70E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":48685680034005,"sku":"1.77E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48685680263381,"sku":"1.50E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48685679509717,"sku":"8.51E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48685680459989,"sku":"1.69E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":48685680001237,"sku":"4.57E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48685680230613,"sku":"1.09E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48685679542485,"sku":"3.34E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48685680427221,"sku":"2.40E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":48685680132309,"sku":"2.04E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48685680328917,"sku":"1.64E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48685679575253,"sku":"1.89E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48685680525525,"sku":"2.49E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48685679673557,"sku":"2.11E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48685679935701,"sku":"1.90E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48685680165077,"sku":"9.70E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48685679608021,"sku":"3.32E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48685680361685,"sku":"1.42E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48685679706325,"sku":"2.37E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48685679640789,"sku":"1.21E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":48685680394453,"sku":"2.17E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/11784534473873920520_2048.jpg?v=1741375832"},{"product_id":"because-im-iconic","title":"Because I'm Iconic T-Shirt | Bold Confidence Statement Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who has done the work of becoming undeniable. You have stopped asking for permission to walk into rooms with full posture. You have a quiet confidence that takes other people a beat to register. You wear a statement tee not to broadcast, but to confirm. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause I'm Iconic is the cotton confidence statement tee for the people who treat self-respect as a small act of public service. The shirt is the soft cotton answer to anyone who asks for an explanation. Because you are. The graphic is bold. The wearer is bolder, quietly, with the kind of self-respect that takes years to build and seconds to read.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the meeting where you have been quietly outperforming for months. Wear it to the venue where you are about to be photographed, the party where you are arriving solo on purpose, the slow Sunday morning where you are noticing how much you actually like the apartment, the life, and the person living in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe reason is the reason. The shirt is the receipt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44122730004693,"sku":"2.37E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665567035605,"sku":"2.08E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665567068373,"sku":"2.79E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665567101141,"sku":"1.13E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665567133909,"sku":"5.29E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665567166677,"sku":"6.58E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/15286516342096724485_2048.jpg?v=1741375829"},{"product_id":"walking-the-dog","title":"Walking the Dog From Hell T-Shirt | Funny Dog Owner Tee | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who has loved a chaotic dog into a full personality. You have a leash with a particular grip pattern. You have a small handful of stories that nobody in the family wants to hear again, even though the dog is the reason. You appreciate a graphic tee that quietly admits the truth of the situation. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWalking the Dog From Hell is the cotton dark humor dog owner tee for the people who have made peace with the kind of dog that does not negotiate. The pulling. The barking. The judging stares from neighbors. The shirt is the soft cotton white flag, half-affectionate, half-survivor, fully committed to the relationship that has shaped your last several years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the dog park where the chaos is already documented. Wear it to the vet, the pet store, the long Saturday walk where the dog will decide which direction. It belongs at the cafe with the patio, the bookshop pet section, the slow Sunday on the couch where the dog is, finally, asleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe dog is the boss. The shirt is the badge of office.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44122734493909,"sku":"1.56E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666424344789,"sku":"2.32E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666424377557,"sku":"1.96E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666424410325,"sku":"2.48E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666424475861,"sku":"1.16E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666424508629,"sku":"7.79E+19","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/7231165886698102703_2048.jpg?v=1741375825"},{"product_id":"im-fine","title":"I'm Fine T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Tee | Relatable Humor Shirt | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person whose default answer to how are you is the most useful lie in the language. You have a small inventory of polite half-truths. You have a complicated relationship with the word fine. You appreciate a shirt that quietly does the work of saying what you are not yet ready to say out loud. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI'm Fine is the cotton sarcastic tee that takes the universal lie and gives it the soft cotton platform it has earned by being said too many times. The shirt is for the people who would like the joke acknowledged before the deeper conversation starts. Spoiler. Everything is not fine. Sometimes that is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the brunch where the friend who actually asks will notice the shirt. Wear it to the long walk after a hard week, the cafe where you are reading something you needed, the slow Sunday on the couch where the day has not asked anything of you yet. It belongs at the bookshop, the long flight, the therapy waiting room where you are early on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt says it. You do not have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44137306849493,"sku":"3.06E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48743502807253,"sku":"7.60E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665907560661,"sku":"1.19E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48743502840021,"sku":"9.57E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665907593429,"sku":"2.11E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48743502872789,"sku":"1.23E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665907626197,"sku":"2.03E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48743502905557,"sku":"2.26E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665907658965,"sku":"1.23E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48743502938325,"sku":"3.22E+19","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665907691733,"sku":"1.42E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48743502971093,"sku":"1.25E+19","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/1048503160660310855_2048.jpg?v=1741375816"},{"product_id":"dont-hate-the-hacker","title":"Don't Hate the Hacker T-Shirt | Cybersecurity Humor Tee | Ethical Hacker Shirt | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the security professional who has spent a career explaining the difference between the hacker and the criminal. You have a pen-testing toolkit and a code of ethics. You believe vulnerabilities are honest signals and you are paid to surface them. You appreciate a shirt that does the framing for you. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDon't Hate the Hacker is the cotton cybersecurity humor tee for the ethical hacker, the penetration tester, the security researcher who has been doing the unglamorous work of finding holes before the bad actors do. Do not hate the hacker. Hate the vulnerability. The shirt is the soft cotton mission statement for the people on the right side of the fence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the security conference where the room will know the line by heart. Wear it to the meetup, the CTF, the slow Sunday at the laptop with a particular CVE you are tracking. It belongs at the cafe near the office, the long flight where you are reading a particular breach postmortem, the family event where you will be asked to explain what you actually do all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe hacker is the hero. The shirt is the badge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44137314582741,"sku":"1.16E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48743507689685,"sku":"2.22E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665681985749,"sku":"7.15E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48743507722453,"sku":"2.73E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665682018517,"sku":"2.65E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48743507755221,"sku":"2.94E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665682051285,"sku":"2.29E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48743507787989,"sku":"4.49E+19","price":17.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665682116821,"sku":"1.71E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48743507820757,"sku":"8.20E+19","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665682149589,"sku":"2.55E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48743507853525,"sku":"7.00E+19","price":24.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/10010077527803100963_2048.jpg?v=1741375803"},{"product_id":"pugshot","title":"Pugshot T-Shirt | Funny Pug Mugshot Graphic Tee | Dog Lover Humor Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the pug owner whose small dog has a particular relationship with chaos. You have a folder of photos of the pug looking suspicious. You have at least one story about the pug getting caught doing something the pug should not have been doing. You wear the variant that respects the small-dog hustle. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePugshot is the cotton dog humor tee for the pug crowd that treats the small dog like a tiny celebrity with a small criminal streak. Guilty as charged, and looking adorable about it. The shirt features a pug in a classic mugshot pose, height marker behind, the small icon of the small crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the dog park where the pug regulars will get it. Wear it to the pet store, the cafe with the patio, the slow Sunday morning with the pug on the rug. It belongs at the family event where the pug photos will, predictably, be passed around, the long walk where the pug is the pace-setter, the bookshop dog section.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe pug is guilty. The shirt is the warrant.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44142124499157,"sku":"1.49E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666193428693,"sku":"2.08E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666193461461,"sku":"2.71E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666193494229,"sku":"2.47E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666193526997,"sku":"2.46E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666193559765,"sku":"5.48E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/12269064629601217741_2048.jpg?v=1741375721"},{"product_id":"time-to-summon","title":"Time to Summon T-Shirt | Witchy Cat Pentagram Graphic Tee | Halloween Cat Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the witchy crew whose Halloween energy stretches across both kinds of calendars. You have a tarot deck. You have a particular relationship with candles. You believe a circle of cats is, technically, a coven. You wear the variant that makes the friend group quote the shirt back. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTime to Summon is the cotton witchy cat tee for the Halloween crew that treats October as both a holiday and a small lifestyle. Time to summon something powerful. The shirt features three cats circling a pentagram with candles, the kind of design that combines the two great loves of the season into one perfectly silly icon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the costume party where the coven is, technically, assembled. Wear it to the spooky bookshop, the candle store, the slow Sunday morning with the tarot deck on the table and the cat refusing to move. It belongs at the family event where the cousins will, predictably, be slightly weirded out, the long October walk through the right kind of neighborhood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe summon is small. The cats are the coven.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44142137934037,"sku":"1.80E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48686695547093,"sku":"1.01E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48686695383253,"sku":"1.85E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48686695514325,"sku":"2.01E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48686695678165,"sku":"1.43E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48686695481557,"sku":"2.44E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48686695710933,"sku":"8.98E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48686695579861,"sku":"9.44E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48686695612629,"sku":"2.14E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48686695416021,"sku":"1.99E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48686695645397,"sku":"1.14E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48686695448789,"sku":"1.96E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/7001606061831604066_2048.jpg?v=1741375709"},{"product_id":"not-yours","title":"Not Your Usual Suspect T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Bold Statement Tee | Geek Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person whose particular non-conformity does not need a costume. You have stopped trying to be the version of yourself that the room expected. You have a quiet confidence in your specific shape. You wear the variant that announces the small refusal. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot Your Usual Suspect is the cotton bold statement tee for anyone who refuses to fit the mold. Never have been. The shirt features bold typography that does the small public work of distinguishing the wearer from whatever assumption the room is making.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the meeting where you are about to surprise the table. Wear it to the cafe where the regulars will not be sure what to make of you, the slow Sunday at the bookshop pulling something obscure, the long walk where the playlist is non-obvious. It belongs at the gallery opening, the family event where you are the slight outlier, the conference where you are the unexpected addition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe mold is not the mold. The suspect is not the suspect.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44142149042389,"sku":"3.00E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48686241415381,"sku":"3.85E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48686241186005,"sku":"1.97E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48686241382613,"sku":"3.86E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48686241218773,"sku":"1.78E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48686241349845,"sku":"1.01E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48686241579221,"sku":"2.90E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48686241448149,"sku":"6.74E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48686241480917,"sku":"1.76E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48686241284309,"sku":"1.97E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48686241546453,"sku":"9.52E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48686241317077,"sku":"5.59E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/16056114561234941356_2048.jpg?v=1741375700"},{"product_id":"meh","title":"MEH Cat T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Cool Cat Sunglasses Tee | Cat Lover Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person whose default emotional setting is somewhere between bored and amused. You have a particular relationship with the small unbothered look. You have noticed that the people who match the vibe also match your taste. You wear the variant that does the small announcement. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMEH Cat is the cotton sarcastic cat tee for the people who treat composure as a small art form. The most accurate cat mood, captured forever. The shirt features a cool black cat in bold yellow sunglasses with the most relatable expression in the catalog, the kind of design that says everything without saying anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the Monday standup where the energy is being mandated. Wear it to the cafe, the bookshop with the cat books, the slow Sunday where you have decided to do nothing in particular. It belongs at the family event where the cousins will, predictably, ask about the cat, the long flight where the day-of-mood is somewhere between fine and great.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe cat is meh. The shirt is the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44142156284117,"sku":"1.61E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666002686165,"sku":"2.33E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666002718933,"sku":"1.38E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666002751701,"sku":"3.25E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666002784469,"sku":"3.30E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666002817237,"sku":"2.22E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/16499623198470966841_2048.jpg?v=1741375677"},{"product_id":"i-pug-your-pardoned","title":"I Pug Your Pardoned T-Shirt | Funny Pug Pun Graphic Tee | Dog Lover Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the pug person whose love language is the absurd royal pun. You have a particular fondness for the small dignified mug of a pug. You appreciate a graphic that does both the formality and the silly at the same time. You wear the variant that earns a small laugh. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI Pug Your Pardoned is the cotton pug pun tee that takes the formal phrase and lovingly hands it over to the pug-loving crowd. The pug pun that demands a double-take. Why say I beg your pardon when you can say something far more important? The shirt is the cotton handshake between the pug crowd and the people who appreciate a small clever pun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the dog park where the pug owners will get it instantly. Wear it to the family event where the cousins will quote the shirt, the slow Sunday at the cafe with the patio that allows pugs, the bookshop pet section. It belongs at the long road trip with the pug asleep in the back, the long walk where the pug is the small pace-setter, the small wedding where the dog is the official greeter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe pug is pardoned. The shirt is the small ceremony.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44142156513493,"sku":"7.78E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665923584213,"sku":"1.25E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665923616981,"sku":"2.65E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665923649749,"sku":"1.19E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665923715285,"sku":"3.03E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665923748053,"sku":"1.80E+19","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/2117297072239709584_2048.jpg?v=1741375675"},{"product_id":"i-dont-understand-food-puns","title":"I Don't Understand Food Puns T-Shirt | Funny Food Pun Tee | Punny Gift for Foodies | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the foodie whose love of the small wordplay has become a personality trait. You have a soft spot for the slow build of a food pun that lands two sentences late. You appreciate the design that makes the joke self-aware. You wear the variant that names it. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI Don't Understand Food Puns is the cotton food humor tee for the people who treat the small joke as a small religion. I don't understand food puns, I find them completely crumby. The shirt is the cotton wink for the pun-loving foodie crowd who appreciate when the joke does the dad-tier work without apologizing for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the brunch where the friends are, predictably, all in. Wear it to the farmer's market, the cafe with the cookbook section, the slow Sunday with the recipe book open and the kitchen full of small experiments. It belongs at the family dinner where the youngest cousin will, eventually, get the bit, the cafe near the bookshop with the cookbook aisle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe pun is crumby. The shirt is the proof.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44497823989973,"sku":"6.13E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48665896911061,"sku":"9.66E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XS","offer_id":48665897140437,"sku":"2.18E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48665897369813,"sku":"2.73E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48665897631957,"sku":"1.49E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48665896648917,"sku":"5.93E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48665896943829,"sku":"3.23E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":48665897173205,"sku":"3.13E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48665897402581,"sku":"2.55E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48665897664725,"sku":"1.57E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665896681685,"sku":"1.83E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48665896976597,"sku":"3.03E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":48665897205973,"sku":"1.39E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48665897435349,"sku":"2.85E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665897697493,"sku":"1.55E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665896714453,"sku":"2.00E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48665897009365,"sku":"3.04E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":48665897238741,"sku":"2.79E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48665897468117,"sku":"1.13E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665897730261,"sku":"2.97E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665896747221,"sku":"4.84E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48665897042133,"sku":"1.37E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":48665897271509,"sku":"3.31E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48665897500885,"sku":"3.29E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665897795797,"sku":"1.67E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665896779989,"sku":"3.64E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665897074901,"sku":"6.00E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665897304277,"sku":"9.66E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665897533653,"sku":"1.64E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665897828565,"sku":"1.93E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665896812757,"sku":"1.89E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665897107669,"sku":"3.24E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665897337045,"sku":"2.52E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665897599189,"sku":"3.31E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665897861333,"sku":"1.51E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665896845525,"sku":"1.11E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665897894101,"sku":"2.99E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665896878293,"sku":"5.03E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665897926869,"sku":"2.83E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/13897919815009400258_2048.jpg?v=1741375585"},{"product_id":"everyday-is-fry-day-friesologist","title":"Everyday is Fry-day T-Shirt | Funny Friesologist Tee | Food Pun Gift for Fry Lovers | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the fry-lover whose Friday energy lives in every day of the week. You have a particular relationship with the perfectly salted fry. You have, at some point, ranked five different fast-food fries in a serious conversation. You wear the variant that confirms the lifestyle. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEveryday is Fry-day is the cotton food pun tee for the fry-obsessed foodie crowd. Certified Friesologist, it's a real thing, do not question it. The shirt celebrates the noble science of the fried potato, the cotton platform for the people who take the small daily ritual of a hot fry with full sincerity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the diner where the fries are the reason. Wear it to the cafe with the small kitchen, the slow Sunday brunch where the side order is mandatory, the long road trip where the rest stop is, technically, also the destination. It belongs at the family event where the fry preferences will be debated, the bookshop, the slow morning at the cafe near home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe day is fry-day. The shirt is the certification.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44497827987669,"sku":"3.20E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48665718948053,"sku":"1.58E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XS","offer_id":48665719242965,"sku":"3.40E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48665719537877,"sku":"1.55E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48665719865557,"sku":"2.14E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48665718653141,"sku":"3.19E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48665718980821,"sku":"1.82E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":48665719275733,"sku":"7.96E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48665719570645,"sku":"6.31E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48665719898325,"sku":"2.25E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665718718677,"sku":"4.26E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48665719046357,"sku":"3.13E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":48665719308501,"sku":"1.77E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48665719636181,"sku":"1.64E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665719931093,"sku":"2.94E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665718751445,"sku":"1.08E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48665719111893,"sku":"1.83E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":48665719374037,"sku":"6.48E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48665719668949,"sku":"7.51E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665719996629,"sku":"5.77E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665718784213,"sku":"5.63E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48665719144661,"sku":"2.12E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":48665719406805,"sku":"1.28E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48665719734485,"sku":"2.60E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665720029397,"sku":"1.86E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665718816981,"sku":"6.18E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665719177429,"sku":"4.46E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665719439573,"sku":"7.67E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665719767253,"sku":"3.13E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665720062165,"sku":"3.00E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665718849749,"sku":"2.45E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665719210197,"sku":"1.24E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665719472341,"sku":"3.05E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665719832789,"sku":"3.40E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665720094933,"sku":"3.40E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665718882517,"sku":"3.18E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665720127701,"sku":"2.09E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665718915285,"sku":"9.36E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665720160469,"sku":"5.53E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/2940880645193743998_2048.jpg?v=1741375583"},{"product_id":"bitch-you-are-just-like-monday-nobody-likes-you","title":"Nobody Likes Monday T-Shirt | Funny Savage Humor Tee | Sarcastic Gift for Coworkers | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the Monday-hater whose dark humor has been the office personality for years. You have a particular relationship with the first day of the week. You appreciate the savage shirt that says it for you. You wear the variant that does the small honest declaration. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNobody Likes Monday is the cotton sarcastic humor tee for the people who have made their peace with the most disliked day of the week. You're just like Monday, nobody likes you. The shirt is the most honest statement you will ever wear, a cotton declaration aimed at the day, the meeting, or, occasionally, the coworker who has earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the office on the Monday where the calendar is, frankly, hostile. Wear it to the cafe before the meeting, the slow Sunday night where you are preparing for the inevitable Monday, the long walk where the soundtrack is, today, slightly sarcastic. It belongs at the team offsite where the joke will land, the bar with the right kind of crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe day is Monday. The shirt is the honest answer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44497831821525,"sku":"1.64E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48665576276181,"sku":"3.61E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XS","offer_id":48665576505557,"sku":"6.01E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48665576734933,"sku":"2.42E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48665576964309,"sku":"1.17E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48665576014037,"sku":"9.99E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48665576308949,"sku":"1.40E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":48665576538325,"sku":"1.93E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48665576767701,"sku":"7.73E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48665576997077,"sku":"5.23E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665576046805,"sku":"3.04E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48665576341717,"sku":"1.01E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":48665576571093,"sku":"1.03E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48665576800469,"sku":"1.67E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665577029845,"sku":"1.21E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665576079573,"sku":"2.02E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48665576374485,"sku":"1.35E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":48665576603861,"sku":"3.14E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48665576833237,"sku":"1.99E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665577062613,"sku":"1.78E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665576112341,"sku":"2.08E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48665576407253,"sku":"2.35E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":48665576636629,"sku":"1.32E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48665576866005,"sku":"2.59E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665577095381,"sku":"1.39E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665576145109,"sku":"3.40E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665576440021,"sku":"5.33E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665576669397,"sku":"4.46E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665576898773,"sku":"2.10E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665577128149,"sku":"1.20E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665576177877,"sku":"2.62E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665576472789,"sku":"6.02E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665576702165,"sku":"2.95E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665576931541,"sku":"8.63E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665577160917,"sku":"1.14E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665576210645,"sku":"5.82E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665577193685,"sku":"6.00E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665576243413,"sku":"2.15E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665577259221,"sku":"6.72E+19","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/16915876943132024595_2048.jpg?v=1741375576"},{"product_id":"absofuckinlutely","title":"Absofuckinlutely T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee | Humorous Adult Humor Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the people who do not have a soft yes in their vocabulary. You commit or you decline. You absolutely fucking agree or you do not engage. You have been called intense in performance reviews and you took it as a compliment, because it was. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAbsofuckinlutely is the only word the English language ever needed for a wholehearted yes. It is the answer to are you in, the response to a good plan, the one-word toast at the table where everyone finally said the quiet part out loud. The shirt carries that energy with the kind of red-rectangle confidence that does not need to explain itself or apologize on the way out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear this to the meeting where you are going to push back. Wear it to the bar where the friend who never commits has finally committed. It works for the conference, the road trip kickoff, the long Saturday with the people who say what they mean. It belongs at the gym, the kitchen counter on a Friday at seven, the wedding reception where you are about to give a toast you did not prepare and it is going to land anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere is no half-yes here. The shirt was never going to whisper.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44497834377429,"sku":"6.60E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48665514508501,"sku":"5.02E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XS","offer_id":48665514770645,"sku":"2.47E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48665515000021,"sku":"8.50E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48665515229397,"sku":"1.37E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48665514180821,"sku":"1.91E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48665514541269,"sku":"6.01E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":48665514803413,"sku":"2.02E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48665515032789,"sku":"1.15E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48665515262165,"sku":"7.68E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665514246357,"sku":"3.13E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48665514574037,"sku":"3.17E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":48665514836181,"sku":"2.45E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48665515065557,"sku":"1.69E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665515294933,"sku":"1.48E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665514279125,"sku":"7.45E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48665514606805,"sku":"2.00E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":48665514868949,"sku":"8.53E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48665515098325,"sku":"9.40E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665515360469,"sku":"3.05E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665514311893,"sku":"2.43E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48665514672341,"sku":"2.35E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":48665514901717,"sku":"2.17E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48665515131093,"sku":"2.37E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665515393237,"sku":"3.52E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665514377429,"sku":"3.39E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665514705109,"sku":"1.50E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665514934485,"sku":"3.23E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665515163861,"sku":"5.04E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665515426005,"sku":"1.49E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665514410197,"sku":"1.10E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665514737877,"sku":"8.58E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665514967253,"sku":"3.23E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665515196629,"sku":"2.92E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665515458773,"sku":"5.11E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665514442965,"sku":"1.92E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665515491541,"sku":"3.24E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665514475733,"sku":"3.17E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665515524309,"sku":"3.20E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/18188329942314608830_2048.jpg?v=1741375562"},{"product_id":"i-want-pizza-not-your-opinion","title":"I Want Pizza Not Your Opinion T-Shirt | Funny Pizza Lover Tee | Sarcastic Food Humor Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the people who finished negotiating about their food choices around the age of nineteen. You order what you want. You order extra cheese. You do not ask for input from the table on whether pineapple counts. You have already heard the opinion. You have already decided. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI Want Pizza Not Your Opinion is the most accurate tee for anyone whose patience for unsolicited advice ended three relationships ago. It is the shirt that ends the conversation before it starts, the wearable boundary, the polite firmness of someone who has done the math on which battles deserve their energy. The slice is non-negotiable. The opinion was not invited.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear this to the office potluck where someone has thoughts about your toppings. Wear it to the family dinner where someone will absolutely bring up the diet they read about online. It works for the bar, the pizzeria, the late-night kitchen counter where you are reheating leftovers and would prefer not to be observed. It belongs at the bowling alley birthday, the long Sunday with the people who order without consulting anyone, the work-from-home lunch where the only other voice in the room is yours and that is, in fact, the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe slice already answered. The opinion was rhetorical.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44498229395669,"sku":"1.13E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48665932005589,"sku":"7.23E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XS","offer_id":48665932300501,"sku":"2.54E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48665932562645,"sku":"3.13E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48665932824789,"sku":"6.11E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48665931710677,"sku":"7.99E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48665932038357,"sku":"2.14E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":48665932333269,"sku":"2.39E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48665932595413,"sku":"2.59E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48665932857557,"sku":"1.29E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665931743445,"sku":"2.40E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48665932103893,"sku":"2.10E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":48665932366037,"sku":"1.59E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48665932628181,"sku":"2.36E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665932890325,"sku":"5.50E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665931776213,"sku":"2.34E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48665932136661,"sku":"6.41E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":48665932398805,"sku":"2.06E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48665932660949,"sku":"9.03E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665932923093,"sku":"2.67E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665931808981,"sku":"5.05E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48665932202197,"sku":"3.38E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":48665932464341,"sku":"2.80E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48665932693717,"sku":"7.66E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665932955861,"sku":"2.17E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665931841749,"sku":"3.38E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665932234965,"sku":"2.57E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665932497109,"sku":"1.38E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665932726485,"sku":"2.54E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665932988629,"sku":"1.01E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665931874517,"sku":"2.52E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665932267733,"sku":"3.34E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665932529877,"sku":"7.55E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665932792021,"sku":"2.73E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665933021397,"sku":"3.00E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665931940053,"sku":"1.71E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665933054165,"sku":"2.19E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665931972821,"sku":"2.03E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665933086933,"sku":"2.95E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/14914950207861474478_2048.jpg?v=1741375559"},{"product_id":"multitasking","title":"Multitasking T-Shirt | Funny Office Sarcastic Tee | Productivity Humor Gift for Coworkers | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMultitasking T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know, you know. The \u003cstrong\u003eMultitasking T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e puts office sarcastic on a tee you will actually wear. Soft cotton, unisex fit, available in black, heather green, heather red, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMultitasking T-Shirt office sarcastic design, instantly recognizable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium soft cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex fit for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black, heather green, heather red, and more, multiple sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for coworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. True to size, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Unisex sizing fits all genders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-shirts\"\u003esarcastic tees collection\u003c\/a\u003e or check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003efunny t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSay less. Add it to cart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44498287952085,"sku":"2.36E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48666041450709,"sku":"3.09E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XS","offer_id":48666041712853,"sku":"2.42E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48666041942229,"sku":"2.99E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48666042171605,"sku":"2.20E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48666041155797,"sku":"1.29E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48666041516245,"sku":"6.82E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":48666041745621,"sku":"2.68E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48666041974997,"sku":"9.97E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48666042204373,"sku":"2.17E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48666041188565,"sku":"2.90E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48666041549013,"sku":"1.56E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":48666041778389,"sku":"2.04E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48666042007765,"sku":"2.96E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666042237141,"sku":"1.62E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48666041221333,"sku":"5.24E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48666041581781,"sku":"2.54E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":48666041811157,"sku":"1.67E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48666042040533,"sku":"4.91E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666042269909,"sku":"3.17E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48666041254101,"sku":"1.56E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48666041614549,"sku":"2.34E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":48666041843925,"sku":"6.91E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48666042073301,"sku":"1.33E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666042302677,"sku":"5.93E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666041286869,"sku":"3.40E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666041647317,"sku":"3.17E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666041876693,"sku":"1.92E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666042106069,"sku":"6.61E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666042335445,"sku":"2.92E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666041319637,"sku":"2.49E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666041680085,"sku":"3.23E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666041909461,"sku":"2.20E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666042138837,"sku":"1.98E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666042368213,"sku":"1.58E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48666041352405,"sku":"1.98E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48666042400981,"sku":"3.31E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48666041385173,"sku":"1.34E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48666042433749,"sku":"1.66E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/1394424891633553341_2048.jpg?v=1741375557"},{"product_id":"mirrors-cant-talk-lucky-for-you-they-cant-laugh-either","title":"Mirrors Can't Talk T-Shirt | Funny Savage Dark Humor Tee | Sarcastic Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMirrors Can't Talk T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the ones who get it. The \u003cstrong\u003eMirrors Can't Talk T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e puts savage dark humor on a tee you will actually wear. Soft cotton, unisex fit, available in black, heather green, heather red, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMirrors Can't Talk T-Shirt savage dark humor design, instantly recognizable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium soft cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex fit for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black, heather green, heather red, and more, multiple sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for savage dark humor fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. True to size, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Unisex sizing fits all genders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-shirts\"\u003esarcastic tees collection\u003c\/a\u003e or check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003efunny t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou found it. Add it to cart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44498308956373,"sku":"2.32E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48666014351573,"sku":"2.30E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XS","offer_id":48666014613717,"sku":"9.01E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48666014875861,"sku":"1.64E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48666015105237,"sku":"2.12E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48666014056661,"sku":"1.98E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48666014384341,"sku":"2.51E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":48666014646485,"sku":"1.34E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48666014908629,"sku":"4.10E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48666015138005,"sku":"7.15E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48666014122197,"sku":"2.49E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48666014417109,"sku":"2.89E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":48666014712021,"sku":"1.52E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48666014941397,"sku":"1.05E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666015170773,"sku":"1.18E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48666014154965,"sku":"2.82E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48666014449877,"sku":"1.30E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":48666014744789,"sku":"2.35E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48666014974165,"sku":"7.98E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666015203541,"sku":"3.03E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48666014187733,"sku":"2.34E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48666014482645,"sku":"1.50E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":48666014777557,"sku":"6.14E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48666015006933,"sku":"2.04E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666015236309,"sku":"2.12E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666014220501,"sku":"3.40E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666014548181,"sku":"2.82E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666014810325,"sku":"1.62E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666015039701,"sku":"2.81E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666015269077,"sku":"1.37E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666014253269,"sku":"3.39E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666014580949,"sku":"5.38E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666014843093,"sku":"1.12E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666015072469,"sku":"2.51E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666015334613,"sku":"8.87E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48666014286037,"sku":"2.62E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48666015367381,"sku":"8.87E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48666014318805,"sku":"1.94E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48666015400149,"sku":"1.28E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/9194781736025383299_2048.jpg?v=1741375555"},{"product_id":"thats-a-horrible-idea-what-time","title":"That's a Horrible Idea What Time T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Humor Tee | Chaotic Friend Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThat's a Horrible Idea What Time T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe correct answer to every bad idea is: what time? The \u003cstrong\u003eThat's a Horrible Idea What Time T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is for people who say yes to everything questionable and have zero regrets afterward. Bold graphic on soft cotton in multiple colors with express delivery. The perfect gift for your most chaotic, spontaneous, absolutely-cannot-be-trusted-with-bad-ideas friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold \"That's a Horrible Idea — What Time?\" graphic that perfectly captures the energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton blend with a relaxed unisex fit for comfort and chaos simultaneously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black, heather green, heather red, royal blue, and white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2-day express delivery — yes, even the terrible decisions can arrive quickly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping on qualifying orders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the graphic. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Available XS–3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eContinue the chaotic wardrobe with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-tees\"\u003efunny graphic tees\u003c\/a\u003e or browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-shirts\"\u003esarcastic shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for people with commitment issues around good decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTerrible idea? Absofuckinlutely. Add to cart and deal with the consequences later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44498314428629,"sku":"9.72E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48666331545813,"sku":"5.15E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XS","offer_id":48666331807957,"sku":"2.02E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48666332070101,"sku":"1.75E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48666332332245,"sku":"3.12E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48666331250901,"sku":"2.58E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48666331578581,"sku":"1.87E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":48666331840725,"sku":"8.04E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48666332102869,"sku":"3.05E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48666332365013,"sku":"1.21E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48666331283669,"sku":"1.51E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48666331611349,"sku":"2.58E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":48666331873493,"sku":"9.21E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48666332168405,"sku":"2.16E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666332397781,"sku":"3.04E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48666331316437,"sku":"1.42E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48666331644117,"sku":"3.38E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":48666331939029,"sku":"6.55E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48666332201173,"sku":"1.24E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666332430549,"sku":"3.32E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48666331349205,"sku":"2.17E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48666331709653,"sku":"1.50E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":48666331971797,"sku":"2.65E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48666332233941,"sku":"9.75E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666332463317,"sku":"7.52E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666331381973,"sku":"6.71E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666331742421,"sku":"3.34E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666332004565,"sku":"2.71E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666332266709,"sku":"1.92E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666332496085,"sku":"2.43E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666331414741,"sku":"2.17E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666331775189,"sku":"1.27E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666332037333,"sku":"1.39E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666332299477,"sku":"2.77E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666332528853,"sku":"2.24E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48666331447509,"sku":"1.10E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48666332561621,"sku":"2.90E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48666331513045,"sku":"1.41E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48666332594389,"sku":"2.97E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/18324418768797122552_2048.jpg?v=1741375553"},{"product_id":"see-you-later-never","title":"See You Later Never T-Shirt | Funny Introvert Sarcastic Tee | Anti-Social Humor Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSee You Later Never T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee you later — actually, never. The \u003cstrong\u003eSee You Later Never T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is the goodbye shirt for people who genuinely mean it. Bold graphic on soft cotton in black, heather green, and royal blue with express delivery available. For introverts, boundary-setters, and anyone who's done pretending they want to hang out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold \"See You Later — Never\" graphic that communicates your social calendar clearly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton blend with a relaxed unisex fit designed for comfortable staying-in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black, heather green, and heather true royal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2-day express delivery — so you can get it and immediately stay home in it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping on qualifying orders — no social events required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the graphic. True to size — size down for a fitted look. Available XS–3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComplete the introvert wardrobe with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-tees\"\u003efunny graphic tees\u003c\/a\u003e or browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-shirts\"\u003esarcastic shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for people who prefer staying in over going out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour social schedule is clear. Keep it that way — order the See You Later Never T-Shirt today.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44498316886229,"sku":"1.52E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48666248380629,"sku":"2.01E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48666248610005,"sku":"1.63E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48666248118485,"sku":"3.28E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48666248413397,"sku":"1.73E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48666248642773,"sku":"2.85E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48666248151253,"sku":"2.79E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48666248446165,"sku":"2.69E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48666248675541,"sku":"9.16E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48666248184021,"sku":"3.35E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48666248478933,"sku":"1.35E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48666248708309,"sku":"1.04E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48666248216789,"sku":"8.50E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48666248511701,"sku":"2.08E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48666248741077,"sku":"2.67E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666248249557,"sku":"1.22E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666248544469,"sku":"4.21E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666248773845,"sku":"2.96E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666248282325,"sku":"2.99E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666248577237,"sku":"5.29E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666248806613,"sku":"2.07E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48666248315093,"sku":"1.26E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48666248347861,"sku":"2.81E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/17486704229122917815_2048.jpg?v=1741375551"},{"product_id":"you-are-just-like-maths-and-i-hate-maths","title":"You Are Just Like Maths T-Shirt | Funny Savage Insult Tee | Dark Humor Gift for Math Haters | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYou Are Just Like Maths T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe most devastating algebra-based insult ever put on a shirt. The \u003cstrong\u003eYou Are Just Like Maths T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is for anyone who struggled with equations and still holds a grudge — or wants a creative way to say exactly how they feel about certain people. Soft cotton, bold graphic, multiple colors, express delivery available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold \"You Are Just Like Maths — And I Hate Maths\" savage humor graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton blend with a relaxed unisex fit for comfortable all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black, heather green, heather true royal, and white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2-day express delivery — arrive with the attitude already on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping on qualifying orders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron on graphic. True to size — size down for a more fitted silhouette. Available XS–3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExpand the savage wardrobe with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dark-humor\"\u003edark humor shirts\u003c\/a\u003e or browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-shirts\"\u003esarcastic tees\u003c\/a\u003e for people who passed on subtlety years ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMath never felt this personal. Order the You Are Just Like Maths T-Shirt and solve for X.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44498321866965,"sku":"1.14E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48666478084309,"sku":"2.21E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48666478379221,"sku":"1.72E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48666478674133,"sku":"1.87E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48666477789397,"sku":"6.14E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48666478117077,"sku":"2.58E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48666478411989,"sku":"2.44E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48666478706901,"sku":"1.25E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48666477822165,"sku":"1.21E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48666478149845,"sku":"2.52E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48666478444757,"sku":"9.23E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48666478739669,"sku":"5.29E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48666477887701,"sku":"6.56E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48666478215381,"sku":"1.96E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48666478477525,"sku":"2.08E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48666478772437,"sku":"3.29E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48666477920469,"sku":"2.00E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48666478280917,"sku":"2.02E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48666478543061,"sku":"1.38E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48666478805205,"sku":"6.82E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666477953237,"sku":"1.55E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666478313685,"sku":"2.36E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666478575829,"sku":"2.61E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666478837973,"sku":"2.91E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666477986005,"sku":"2.68E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666478346453,"sku":"2.28E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666478608597,"sku":"2.47E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666478870741,"sku":"9.72E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48666478018773,"sku":"6.53E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48666478903509,"sku":"8.42E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48666478051541,"sku":"2.14E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48666478936277,"sku":"7.47E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/390485274453794528_2048.jpg?v=1741375550"},{"product_id":"i-love-bacon","title":"I Love Bacon T-Shirt | Funny Food Lover Tee | Bacon Humor Gift for Breakfast Fans | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Love Bacon T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBacon is a love language. The \u003cstrong\u003eI Love Bacon T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is a bold declaration of breakfast loyalty — heart-and-strips graphic on soft combed cotton in multiple colors. For brunch enthusiasts, weekend grill masters, keto converts, and anyone who has ever ordered the bacon flight without a trace of shame. No apologies, just bacon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold \"I Love Bacon\" heart-and-strips graphic — vibrant, crispy, and unapologetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft combed cotton with a relaxed unisex fit for all-day bacon-level comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in heather green, heather true royal, white, and more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes XS to 3XL — built for everyone who loves bacon equally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping on qualifying orders — more savings for actual bacon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the graphic. True to size for a relaxed fit. Size down for a more fitted look. Available XS–3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuild out the food-lover wardrobe with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/food-humor\"\u003efood humor tees collection\u003c\/a\u003e or grab a matching shirt from the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-tees\"\u003efunny graphic tees\u003c\/a\u003e lineup for the whole brunch crew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBacon deserves your undying loyalty. Declare it officially — order the I Love Bacon T-Shirt today.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":44501619245269,"sku":"3.31E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48665903988949,"sku":"2.27E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48665904218325,"sku":"3.34E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48665903792341,"sku":"2.60E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48665904021717,"sku":"1.33E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48665904251093,"sku":"2.36E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48665903825109,"sku":"3.07E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48665904054485,"sku":"1.67E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665904283861,"sku":"3.52E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48665903857877,"sku":"9.82E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48665904087253,"sku":"3.37E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665904316629,"sku":"5.39E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48665903890645,"sku":"1.59E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48665904120021,"sku":"2.45E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665904349397,"sku":"3.34E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665903923413,"sku":"1.98E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665904152789,"sku":"3.17E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665904382165,"sku":"2.47E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665903956181,"sku":"1.96E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665904185557,"sku":"2.41E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665904414933,"sku":"2.08E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665904447701,"sku":"6.91E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665904480469,"sku":"3.26E+19","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/3719630288520406828_2048.jpg?v=1741375548"},{"product_id":"lost-control","title":"Lost Control T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Tee | Relatable Humor Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who had a plan, a backup plan, and a backup to the backup - and then life showed up anyway. You're not chaotic. You're just deeply familiar with the gap between intentions and outcomes. The delta between what you thought would happen and what actually happened has taught you more than any plan ever did.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eControl is a comforting fiction. You learned this the hard way, then the medium-hard way, then again on a Tuesday when everything that could go sideways did. Eventually you stopped fighting it and started finding it kind of funny. That's not giving up. That's survival with style. There's an argument that it's the most adaptive response available, and you've made peace with that argument.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear this to the project meeting where scope creep ate the timeline and nobody looks surprised anymore. Pull it on for the weekend plan that turned into something else entirely and ended up being better than the original. It works for the morning stand-up where you're explaining, again, that the thing that was supposed to take two hours is now a three-day excavation with unforeseen complications.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou never had it. And honestly, you're fine with that now.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":44502891888853,"sku":"1.49E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XS","offer_id":48665985056981,"sku":"3.24E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48665985286357,"sku":"2.64E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48665985515733,"sku":"3.09E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48665984827605,"sku":"2.30E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":48665985089749,"sku":"1.58E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48665985319125,"sku":"3.27E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48665985548501,"sku":"3.12E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48665984860373,"sku":"2.50E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":48665985122517,"sku":"2.03E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48665985351893,"sku":"2.77E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48665985614037,"sku":"9.31E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48665984925909,"sku":"3.37E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":48665985155285,"sku":"2.05E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48665985384661,"sku":"2.68E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48665985646805,"sku":"2.79E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48665984958677,"sku":"2.94E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":48665985188053,"sku":"7.17E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48665985417429,"sku":"9.51E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48665985679573,"sku":"1.01E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665984991445,"sku":"3.22E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665985220821,"sku":"3.02E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665985450197,"sku":"1.18E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665985712341,"sku":"2.21E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665985024213,"sku":"2.85E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665985253589,"sku":"1.92E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665985482965,"sku":"3.31E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665985745109,"sku":"2.03E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665985777877,"sku":"2.46E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665985810645,"sku":"3.85E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/3966714696974953909_2048.jpg?v=1741375543"},{"product_id":"sorry-girls-i-only-date-models","title":"Sorry Girls I Only Date Models T-Shirt | Funny Geek Humor Tee | 3D Printing Gift | Geekpsters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSorry Girls I Only Date Models T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the ones who get it. The \u003cstrong\u003eSorry Girls I Only Date Models T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e puts geek humor on a tee you will actually wear. Soft cotton, unisex fit, available in black, heather green, heather red, and heather royal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love this tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSorry Girls I Only Date Models T-Shirt geek humor design, instantly recognizable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium soft cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex fit for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black, heather green, heather red, and heather royal, multiple sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for geek humor fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree US shipping on orders over $60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. True to size, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Unisex sizing fits all genders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePair it with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003efunny t-shirts collection\u003c\/a\u003e or check out our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-selling\"\u003ebest sellers\u003c\/a\u003e to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou found it. Add it to cart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44502907715797,"sku":"2.98E+19","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48666285474005,"sku":"4.55E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XS","offer_id":48666285703381,"sku":"2.93E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48666285965525,"sku":"1.24E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48666285146325,"sku":"2.22E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48666285506773,"sku":"2.96E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":48666285736149,"sku":"3.13E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48666285998293,"sku":"1.36E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48666285179093,"sku":"1.17E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48666285539541,"sku":"2.50E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":48666285768917,"sku":"1.39E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48666286031061,"sku":"4.45E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48666285211861,"sku":"3.75E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48666285572309,"sku":"1.71E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":48666285801685,"sku":"3.36E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48666286063829,"sku":"4.75E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48666285244629,"sku":"3.37E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48666285605077,"sku":"1.91E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":48666285834453,"sku":"1.77E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48666286096597,"sku":"1.22E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666285277397,"sku":"2.58E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666285637845,"sku":"3.30E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666285867221,"sku":"2.10E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48666286129365,"sku":"2.81E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666285310165,"sku":"2.82E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666285670613,"sku":"8.95E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666285899989,"sku":"3.30E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48666286162133,"sku":"7.46E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48666285342933,"sku":"2.56E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48666285441237,"sku":"2.55E+19","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/15546696177150921002_2048.jpg?v=1741375538"},{"product_id":"lets-eat-girls","title":"Let's Eat Girls T-Shirt | Funny Grammar Pun Tee | Punctuation Humor Gift for Teachers | Geekpsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who notices the comma before they notice anything else. You read sentences twice - once for meaning and once to confirm the punctuation is doing its job. You know that the difference between an invitation and a very alarming proposal is a single piece of punctuation, and this fact delights you every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Let's eat, girls\" is a cheerful invitation. \"Let's eat girls\" is a very different kind of evening with a very different kind of guest list. This is the grammar joke that transforms every English teacher who ever said punctuation matters into an absolute prophet. They were right. They have always been right. You have the shirt to prove it and you're not sorry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the writing workshop where at least two people will immediately love you. Pull it on for the office where someone sends emails without proofreading and you've been quietly suffering in silence for months. It works for the book club that gets into sentence-level craft, the internet where apostrophe errors are a form of low-grade violence you've endured for years, the family dinner where you're the one who notices.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePunctuation saves lives. You've known this. Now it's on the record.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44578865807573,"sku":"2.57E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XS","offer_id":48665961726165,"sku":"1.25E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XS","offer_id":48665961988309,"sku":"2.87E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48665962283221,"sku":"9.39E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48665961464021,"sku":"2.39E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ S","offer_id":48665961758933,"sku":"8.37E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":48665962053845,"sku":"1.73E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48665962315989,"sku":"2.18E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48665961496789,"sku":"1.88E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ M","offer_id":48665961791701,"sku":"3.09E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":48665962086613,"sku":"2.20E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48665962348757,"sku":"5.23E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48665961529557,"sku":"2.73E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ L","offer_id":48665961824469,"sku":"3.22E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":48665962119381,"sku":"3.36E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48665962381525,"sku":"2.82E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48665961562325,"sku":"1.62E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ XL","offer_id":48665961857237,"sku":"1.83E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":48665962184917,"sku":"2.87E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48665962414293,"sku":"2.13E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665961595093,"sku":"7.93E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665961890005,"sku":"2.98E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665962217685,"sku":"2.06E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48665962447061,"sku":"7.54E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665961627861,"sku":"2.85E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665961955541,"sku":"3.67E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665962250453,"sku":"1.20E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48665962479829,"sku":"2.36E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48665961660629,"sku":"2.41E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48665961693397,"sku":"1.04E+19","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/7256\/9301\/files\/926710314912916912_2048.jpg?v=1741375530"}],"url":"https:\/\/geekpsters.com\/collections\/sarcastic-shirts.oembed","provider":"Geekpsters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}