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'First Rule of Programming' t-shirt in black, flat lay front view of terminal graphic
'Chemistry Is Like Cooking, Just Don't Lick the Spoon' t-shirt in white, flat lay front view
Trust in Your Truth t-shirt in white, flat lay front view of diamond line art graphic
Droid Takes Over t-shirt in white, flat lay front view of blue and orange robot fist graphic
Look Up The Robots Are Here t-shirt in white, flat lay front view of orange and blue graphic print
Huge Robot t-shirt in white, flat lay front view of disintegrating robot graphic print
'Uh-Oh Droid Attack' robot t-shirt in white, flat lay front
'Taking Over The Place' robot graphic t-shirt in white, flat lay front
'Master Hedgehog' cartoon t-shirt in white, flat lay front
'Go Back! It's A Trap' desert landscape t-shirt in white, flat lay front
'If My Horse Doesn't Like You I Probably Won't Either' t-shirt in white, flat lay front
'Embrace Your Light' geometric hands t-shirt in white, flat lay front
'Hail Satan' snake t-shirt in red, flat lay front
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'Don't Brake The Snake' cactus t-shirt in white, flat lay front
'Never Trust An Atom They Make Up Everything' t-shirt in white, flat lay back
'It Is Not Easy With Students' witch t-shirt in black, flat lay front
'We Love Witches' burning at the stake t-shirt in white, flat lay front
'Teacher Dinosaur' rainbow t-shirt in white, flat lay front
'I Know HTML How To Meet Ladies' t-shirt in black, flat lay back view
'Ready To Slay' witch t-shirt in white, flat lay front
Color
'A Penne For Your Thoughts' pasta t-shirt in red, flat lay front
'Let's Make A Coven' witch t-shirt in black, flat lay front, spooky Halloween graphic
'I Love Coding' t-shirt in black, flat lay front
'Yes I'm Ordering My Wishes From The Universe' t-shirt in white, flat lay front

Our funny men's t-shirts are designed for guys who let their shirts do the talking. Bold graphics, sarcastic slogans, and references that range from coding humor to office survival to dark comedy. Every shirt is printed on premium soft cotton with a relaxed unisex fit that works for everyday wear. From dad jokes to developer memes, bar culture humor to science puns, this collection covers every flavor of funny. All shirts are printed in the US or EU with a 60-day satisfaction guarantee. Free shipping on orders over $45.

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Frequently asked questions

What sizes do the t-shirts come in?

Unisex tees run S to 3XL with a relaxed cut. Fitted women s tees and racerback tanks run XS to 2XL. Each product page has a size chart with chest and length measurements.

What are the shirts made of and how is the design printed?

Pre shrunk combed cotton with a soft hand feel. Designs are direct to garment printed, so there is no plastic feel and the color holds through dozens of wash cycles. Wash inside out in cold water.

How long does shipping take from Geekpsters?

Every item is printed to order. Production takes 2 to 7 business days, then US delivery takes another 3 to 8 business days, so most US orders arrive within 5 to 13 business days. International orders take 10 to 30 business days after production. Shipping is free on US orders over $45 and you get a tracking number by email when it ships.

What is the return policy?

You have 60 days from delivery to request a return on unworn items with tags. Email contact@geekpsters.com with your order number to start. If the item is defective, damaged, or wrong, we replace it or refund you at no cost. For other returns the customer covers return shipping. Exchanges work as a return plus a new order.

Is Geekpsters print on demand?

Yes. Nothing is mass produced or sitting in a warehouse. Each shirt, hat, sticker, or bandana is printed when you order it, which is why production adds a few days and why there is no overstock waste.

Is this a good gift for a developer or tech person?

That is the whole point of the store. Geekpsters designs are written for programmers, DevOps and SRE engineers, AI and data people, gamers, and sci-fi fans, so the reference lands with the person who gets it. If you are unsure of a size, a hat, sticker, mug, or candle is a safe pick.