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Flat Earth Society Hat | Science Satire Cap | Geekpsters

Sale price$21.95
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Imperial
  One size
Crown height, in 3.12
Diameter, in 6.62 - 7.62
Circumference, in 20.87 - 24.80
Visor length, in 2.91

 

Metric
  One size
Crown height, cm 7.94
Diameter, cm 16.83 - 19.37
Circumference, cm 53.00 - 63.00
Visor length, cm 7.40

Science is flat. Just kidding, it's round. The Flat Earth Society Hat is an embroidered satire cap for people who love facts, sarcasm, and a good conversation starter at family dinners.

This flat earth society cap takes a real conspiracy theory and turns it into an ironic wearable, perfect for science enthusiasts, teachers, skeptics, and anyone who knows a flat-earther they quietly tolerate. Premium embroidered finish, one size, multiple colors.

Why the Flat Earth Society Hat works

  • Bold Flat Earth Society embroidered logo, no fading or peeling
  • Premium structured dad cap, one size adjustable, true to head
  • Available in black and white, matches most outfits
  • 100% cotton twill crown, curved brim
  • Free US shipping on orders over $60

Who wears a Flat Earth hat

This is a satire hat, not a flat earther statement. It's worn by:

  • Physics and earth science teachers who need to lighten the lesson
  • Astronomy and space fans making a joke about bad science
  • Skeptics and critical thinkers with a sense of humor
  • Anyone tired of conspiracy theories and wants to mock them stylishly

Pair this cap with our Science Humor collection or our Ah! The Element of Surprise Tee for the full "I love science and sarcasm" look.

Care instructions

  • Spot clean only, cold water
  • Do not machine wash or tumble dry
  • Reshape while damp, air dry
  • Do not bleach or iron the embroidery

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this hat a real Flat Earth Society product?
No. This is an original Geekpsters satire design, not affiliated with the Flat Earth Society. It's a joke hat for people who know the Earth is a sphere.

Does this Flat Earth hat fit all head sizes?
Yes. It has a classic adjustable strap at the back, fits heads from about 55cm to 62cm circumference.

Will the embroidery peel or fade?
No. The Flat Earth Society logo is stitched directly into the cap with premium embroidery thread. It lasts the life of the hat.

Can I wash this flat earth cap in the machine?
We recommend spot cleaning only. Machine washing can warp the structured brim and fade colors over time.

What is this hat a joke about?
The Flat Earth Society is a real organization that believes Earth is flat, despite 2,000+ years of scientific evidence to the contrary. This hat wears the name ironically as a conversation starter and a nod to loving science.

How long does shipping take?
US orders ship in 4 to 7 business days. EU orders in 5 to 9 business days. Free shipping over $60.


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We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.

You can find all of the information about our return policy here. Any more questions? Just contact us—our customer service team is happy to assist!