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Weekend Without Alerts Candle | Funny On-Call Gift | Scented Soy Candle 9oz | Geekpsters
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Weekend Without Alerts Candle
A weekend without alerts — the ultimate luxury in modern engineering. No PagerDuty. No Slack pings. No "hey quick question" at 11pm Saturday. The Weekend Without Alerts Candle is for on-call engineers who dream of silence, for the rare and precious weekend when your phone actually stays quiet. Light it and don't check your phone.
Why you'll love this candle
- The most relatable gift for any on-call engineer, SRE, or DevOps pro
- Eco-friendly soy wax — clean burn, no harsh chemicals
- 9oz candle with up to 60 hours of burn time
- Multiple scents available — Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla
- Made in the USA with free shipping
About the candle
Hand-poured from premium soy wax, this 9oz candle is a tribute to the mythical incident-free weekend. Each scent fills your home with long-lasting fragrance — up to 60 hours of peaceful, pager-free bliss. A perfect gift for anyone whose idea of relaxation is watching a dashboard stay green.
Pair it with
Complete the on-call survival kit with our geek hats collection or browse all funny engineering gifts at Geekpsters.
Order yours today — you deserve a weekend where the only thing burning is a candle.
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- Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5") (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend
- This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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