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Looming Deadline Candle | Funny Developer Gift | Scented Soy Candle 9oz | Geekpsters
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Looming Deadline Candle
Caffeine, panic, and the supernatural ability to ship on time — the looming deadline is a developer's most powerful motivator. This candle captures that electric, slightly unhinged energy of crunch time. Light it and feel the pressure.
Why you'll love this candle
- Eco-friendly soy wax — burns as fast as your deadlines approach
- 9oz jar — start it Monday, ship by Friday
- Multiple scents: Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla
- Made in the USA — delivered on time, unlike your last sprint
- Free shipping — no extra charges, no surprises
About the candle
Hand-poured with premium soy wax for a long, even burn. Each 9oz candle burns approximately 50–60 hours. The "Looming Deadline Pressure" label is perfect for developers, PMs, and everyone who has ever promised "it'll be ready by EOD."
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- Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5") (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend
- This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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