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Absofuckinlutely T-Shirt | Funny Emphatic Sarcastic Tee | Bold Adult Humor Gift
Absofuckinlutely — When "Absolutely" Just Isn't Enough
There are times when a simple "yes" does the job. There are times when "absolutely" covers it. And then there are times — glorious, specific, deserving times — when the only honest answer is absofuckinlutely. This is that shirt. The Absofuckinlutely T-Shirt is for the moments, the people, and the questions that demand emphasis with full commitment.
Whether you're affirming a friend's ambitious plan, enthusiastically agreeing to something excellent, or just vibing with maximum conviction, this funny adult humor tee captures the energy of total, unambiguous yes. It's expressive. It's emphatic. It's accurate.
Makes a brilliant gift for the straight-talking friend, the person who communicates in exclamation points, or anyone who believes the English language occasionally needs augmentation to convey true feeling.
Details
- Bold, emphatic typography — says it loud and proud
- Comfortable unisex everyday fit
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
- High-quality wash-resistant print
Perfect for: enthusiastic people, adults with strong opinions, the friend who commits fully to everything, and anyone who's ever felt that regular words weren't doing the emotional moment justice.
100% NO-RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.
You can find all of the information about our return policy here. Any more questions? Just contact us—our customer service team is happy to assist!
- Solid colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Tubular body, modern classic fit
- Touchably soft
- Sleeves and bottom hem are double-needled stitched
- There are no side seams
- Neck and shoulders taped
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F).
We owe it to you to ensure that you are satisfied with your order.
If your order is incorrect, you are unhappy with the prints, or it is not what you expected for any reason, please contact us and we will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.
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Size Chart
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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