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Attempted Murder T-Shirt | Funny Crow Pun Tee | Dark Humor Bird Shirt
A Group of Crows Is Called a Murder. Just Saying.
Technically, this shirt is ornithologically accurate. The Attempted Murder T-Shirt plays on one of nature's most delightfully ominous collective nouns — because a single crow showing up isn't quite a murder, but it's clearly got ambitions. This is dark humor and wildlife education rolled into one very good shirt.
Whether you're a birder with a morbid streak, a true crime fan who appreciates a well-timed pun, a gothic soul who loves both crows and wordplay, or just someone who laughed at this and immediately needed it — this tee is your next favorite thing to own.
The Attempted Murder shirt is a conversation-starting, double-take-inducing, perfectly crafted piece of wearable wit. It walks the line between menacing and hilarious — and somehow lands on both.
What Makes This Tee Great
- Clever wordplay with just the right amount of ominous energy
- Bold, graphic crow design with dark humor appeal
- Comfortable unisex fit in multiple sizes
- Available in multiple colors — naturally, black works perfectly
Perfect for: crow enthusiasts, dark humor fans, true crime podcast listeners, bird watchers with a twist, Edgar Allan Poe admirers, and anyone who knows their collective nouns.
100% NO-RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.
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- Solid colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Tubular body, modern classic fit
- Touchably soft
- Sleeves and bottom hem are double-needled stitched
- There are no side seams
- Neck and shoulders taped
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F).
We owe it to you to ensure that you are satisfied with your order.
If your order is incorrect, you are unhappy with the prints, or it is not what you expected for any reason, please contact us and we will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.
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Size Chart
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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