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Attempted Murder T-Shirt | Funny Crow Pun Tee | Dark Humor Bird Shirt
One crow is a bird. A few more and, technically speaking, you are witnessing an attempted murder. If that sentence made you grin before you finished reading it, this shirt already belongs to you.
Collective nouns are the best inside joke the English language ever shipped, and "a murder of crows" is the crown jewel. This attempted murder shirt is for the birders with a dark streak, the true crime listeners who pause podcasts to fact check, and the Poe readers who always rooted for the raven.
Wear it on the trail with binoculars around your neck, at the coffee shop where the barista does a double take, at the family gathering where one cousin finally gets it and completely loses it. The joke lands quietly, then all at once.
Technically accurate, delightfully ominous. More wordplay lives in our sarcastic shirts collection.
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We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.
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- Solid colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Tubular body, modern classic fit
- Touchably soft
- Sleeves and bottom hem are double-needled stitched
- There are no side seams
- Neck and shoulders taped
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F).
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If your order is incorrect, you are unhappy with the prints, or it is not what you expected for any reason, please contact us and we will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.
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Size Chart
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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