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Beware of the Humans T-Shirt | Funny Misanthrope Tee | Animal Lover Gift
Beware of the Humans — The Real Danger Zone
Dogs have warning signs. Cats have claws. But honestly, the most unpredictable species out there? Humans. The Beware of the Humans T-Shirt flips the script on the classic "beware of the dog" sign and directs the caution where it truly belongs — at the chaotic, unpredictable, perpetually confusing people around us.
This funny misanthrope tee is for the introvert who's exhausted by other people, the animal lover who clearly prefers four-legged company, the person who has a detailed list of why animals are better than humans, and anyone who's ever looked at a news headline and thought "yep, beware."
It's cynical with a smile, pessimistic with warmth, and perfectly worn by anyone who loves their pets far more than their work meetings.
Details
- Sharp, satirical design with immediate comedic impact
- Comfortable unisex fit — great for avoiding people in
- Multiple sizes and colors available
- Durable print that outlasts your patience with most humans
Perfect for: animal lovers, introverts, misanthropes with good humor, pet parents, environmentalists, and anyone who's had a Monday.
100% NO-RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.
You can find all of the information about our return policy here. Any more questions? Just contact us—our customer service team is happy to assist!
- Solid colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Tubular body, modern classic fit
- Touchably soft
- Sleeves and bottom hem are double-needled stitched
- There are no side seams
- Neck and shoulders taped
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F).
We owe it to you to ensure that you are satisfied with your order.
If your order is incorrect, you are unhappy with the prints, or it is not what you expected for any reason, please contact us and we will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.
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Size Chart
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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