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How to Pick Up Chicks T-Shirt | Funny Farm Pun Tee | Chicken Humor Gift

Sale price$29.99 Regular price$31.99
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Step 1: Approach Carefully. Step 2: Support the Body. Step 3: Do Not Startle.

This is a guide to picking up baby chickens. Illustrated. Educational. The How to Pick Up Chicks T-Shirt is the perfectly innocent, magnificently deadpan farming instructional that somehow always lands as the funniest shirt in any room.

Featuring step-by-step guidance on the proper technique for safely picking up chicks (the baby poultry kind), this farm pun graphic tee is a masterpiece of clean-cut humor with maximum comedic impact. The joke is in the delivery. The delivery is in the earnestness.

A brilliant conversation-starting gift for farmers, homesteaders, poultry enthusiasts, people who keep backyard chickens, and absolutely anyone who appreciates a perfectly executed double-meaning joke.

Details

  • Clean instructional graphic design — the humor is in the context
  • Comfortable unisex fit for farm, city, or anywhere between
  • Multiple sizes and colors available
  • Long-lasting print — stands up to the test of time and barnyards

Perfect for: chicken keepers, farmers, homesteaders, people with a deadpan sense of humor, anyone who's kept or wanted to keep chickens, and everyone who takes their poultry handling very seriously.

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Size Chart

Measurement XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
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Rated 4.0 out of 5 stars
Based on 2 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 1 Total 4 star reviews: 0 Total 3 star reviews: 1 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
50%would recommend this product
2 reviews
  • GT
    Gal T.
    Rated 3 out of 5 stars
    Clever design

    Really like it. Pay close attention to the sizing

  • BK
    Brandon K.
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Good quality material and nice fit. Holds up well in the wash.