RPG Player Tee – "I Have a 47-Page Backstory and 3 Hit Points"

Say it out loud: your character is complicated, playable, and proudly nerdy. This lightweight tee carries a witty, tabletop-ready declaration — “I have a 47-page backstory and 3 hit points” — printed in bold, retro-inspired type with a small broken-heart accent. Wear it to a campaign night, a convention panel, or while sketching your next NPC; it reads like a shared wink between storytellers and gamers. The soft, breathable fabric and classic crew neck keep you comfortable through long sessions, while the clean black canvas makes the print pop and pairs easily with hoodies, dice bags, or layered shirts. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations at the table and signals your love for messy, meaningful characters.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathability and soft feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams and tear-away label for structure and comfort
- Prints produced with DTF or DTG methods for crisp, vibrant designs (sleeves and labels follow provider-specific methods)
- REACH certified; sourced blanks from Honduras; Bella+Canvas ethical manufacturing credentials

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean