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I Want Pizza Not Your Opinion T-Shirt | Funny Pizza Lover Tee | Foodie Gift
Pizza Yes. Unsolicited Opinions? Hard Pass.
The priorities are clear. The desires are specific. The I Want Pizza Not Your Opinion T-Shirt is the definitive statement for anyone who's sat through an unrequested take and thought "I would be having a significantly better time right now with a pizza." You're not wrong. You were never wrong.
This funny food lover sarcasm tee perfectly captures the energy of someone who knows exactly what they want (pizza, obviously) and exactly what they don't want (your unsolicited commentary on their life choices, relationships, or pizza toppings). It's direct, it's delicious-adjacent, and it's 100% relatable.
Makes a brilliant birthday gift for the pizza-obsessed, an office party present for the colleague who always knows better, or a self-purchase for anyone who's been told "you should really try the salad" one time too many.
Why Pizza People Love This Shirt
- Relatable, snappy typography — immediate nod of recognition
- Comfortable unisex fit for eating pizza in
- Multiple sizes and colors available
- Bold, durable print
Perfect for: pizza fanatics, sarcastic foodies, people who've been given too many opinions, introverts, and anyone who believes pizza is always the right answer to every question.
100% NO-RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.
You can find all of the information about our return policy here. Any more questions? Just contact us—our customer service team is happy to assist!
- Solid colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Tubular body, modern classic fit
- Touchably soft
- Sleeves and bottom hem are double-needled stitched
- There are no side seams
- Neck and shoulders taped
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F).
We owe it to you to ensure that you are satisfied with your order.
If your order is incorrect, you are unhappy with the prints, or it is not what you expected for any reason, please contact us and we will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.
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Size Chart
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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