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Life's Too Short for SELECT T-Shirt | SQL Humor Tee | Geekpsters
Life's Too Short for SELECT T-Shirt
A loud little joke for sharp humans. The Life's Too Short for SELECT T-Shirt turns a sharp joke into an everyday wear-it-proud tee. Bold, dry, instantly recognizable. Soft cotton, unisex fit, available in Black, Burnt Orange, Heather Kelly, and more.
Why you'll love this tee
- SQL SELECT graphic, instantly recognizable
- Premium soft cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex fit for all body types
- available in Black, Burnt Orange, Heather Kelly, and more, multiple sizes
- Perfect gift for SQL nerds and data analysts
- Free US shipping on orders over $60
Care and sizing
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. True to size, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. Unisex sizing fits all genders.
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100% NO-RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.
You can find all of the information about our return policy here. Any more questions? Just contact us—our customer service team is happy to assist!
- Solid colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Tubular body, modern classic fit
- Touchably soft
- Sleeves and bottom hem are double-needled stitched
- There are no side seams
- Neck and shoulders taped
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F).
We owe it to you to ensure that you are satisfied with your order.
If your order is incorrect, you are unhappy with the prints, or it is not what you expected for any reason, please contact us and we will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.
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Size Chart
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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