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My Code Works Don't Touch It Sweatshirt
There is a moment after a green build when the wise engineer touches nothing. No cleanup, no quick improvements, no tiny harmless refactor. The gods of production have accepted the offering and you do not renegotiate with them.
My code works, don't touch it. It is a joke, a warning, and the closest thing our industry has to a universal law. Everyone who has ever fixed one thing and broken four understands the physics involved. The code is not fragile. The universe is.
Wear it to the sprint review where someone suggests a small change before release. Wear it during the on-call week when your only job is defending a stable service from enthusiasm. Wear it on the Sunday you absolutely will not open the laptop, as armor against yourself.
It reads like superstition until it saves you once. After that it is policy.
Guard the build. Wear the warning. More armor is waiting in our sweatshirts collection.
100% NO-RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.
You can find all of the information about our return policy here. Any more questions? Just contact us—our customer service team is happy to assist!
- Solid colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Tubular body, modern classic fit
- Touchably soft
- Sleeves and bottom hem are double-needled stitched
- There are no side seams
- Neck and shoulders taped
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F).
We owe it to you to ensure that you are satisfied with your order.
If your order is incorrect, you are unhappy with the prints, or it is not what you expected for any reason, please contact us and we will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.
Learn more:
https://geekpsters.com/pages/our-returns-are-hassle-free
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Size Chart
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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