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Ordinary Human Costume Pet Bandana | Funny Alien Dog | Geekpsters
Ordinary Human Costume Pet Bandana
Blend in, beam up later. The Ordinary Human Costume Pet Bandana lets the alien among us pretend to be one of the locals. Dry, sci-fi, quietly absurd. Soft cotton pet bandana, in two sizes for small and large dogs.
Why you'll love this bandana
- Ordinary Human Costume graphic printed bold and clear, instantly recognizable
- Soft cotton, two sizes for small and large dogs
- Available in two sizes for small and large dogs
- Perfect gift for the sci-fi fan and the proud weirdo in disguise
- Free US shipping on orders over $60
Care and sizing
Machine wash cold, hang dry. Sized for small and large dogs.
Pair it with
Browse our full pet bandanas or check out our sarcastic tees to complete the look.
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100% NO-RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.
You can find all of the information about our return policy here. Any more questions? Just contact us—our customer service team is happy to assist!
- Solid colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Tubular body, modern classic fit
- Touchably soft
- Sleeves and bottom hem are double-needled stitched
- There are no side seams
- Neck and shoulders taped
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F).
We owe it to you to ensure that you are satisfied with your order.
If your order is incorrect, you are unhappy with the prints, or it is not what you expected for any reason, please contact us and we will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.
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Size Chart
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |














