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Patience Tested Negative T-Shirt | Funny Zero Patience Tee | Sarcastic Gift
Tested for Patience. Results: Negative.
The labs are in. The results are conclusive. The Patience Tested Negative T-Shirt delivers the kind of dry, clinical-adjacent humor that turns a common frustration into a wearable diagnosis. You don't have patience — the science confirms it.
This sarcastic graphic tee is for anyone who's felt their patience tested by traffic, meetings, slow walkers, group chats, and the general state of the world — and who's decided to stop pretending otherwise. It's honest. It's measured. It's delivered with the calm certainty of a lab report.
Makes a brilliant gift for the friend who's famously impatient, the colleague who can't sit through long meetings, or yourself — as acknowledgment and acceptance in equal measure.
Details
- Clean, deadpan typography with clinical precision
- Comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
- Multiple sizes and colors available
- Durable, clear print
Perfect for: impatient people who own it, anyone who's had a particularly testing week, sarcastic humor fans, and everyone who prefers honesty about their temperament to performative calm.
100% NO-RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.
You can find all of the information about our return policy here. Any more questions? Just contact us—our customer service team is happy to assist!
- Solid colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Tubular body, modern classic fit
- Touchably soft
- Sleeves and bottom hem are double-needled stitched
- There are no side seams
- Neck and shoulders taped
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F).
We owe it to you to ensure that you are satisfied with your order.
If your order is incorrect, you are unhappy with the prints, or it is not what you expected for any reason, please contact us and we will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.
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Size Chart
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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