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Stop Staring at My Cock T-Shirt | Funny Rooster Pun Tee | Farm Humor Gift
Stop Staring at My Cock — It's Just a Rooster
What were you thinking? The Stop Staring at My Cock T-Shirt is the champion of perfectly innocent double meanings — a gentle reminder that "cock" is simply the correct term for a male rooster, and if you were thinking anything else, that is entirely on you and your imagination.
This funny farm pun tee earns its laughs through misdirection and absolute earnestness. The rooster is right there. The confusion is entirely the audience's. It's a masterclass in clean-cut comedy that plays on the gap between what you say and what people hear — and it works every single time.
Makes a brilliant gift for chicken keepers, farmers, people who love animals and wordplay in equal measure, and absolutely anyone who appreciates a well-crafted, maximally plausible deniability joke.
Details
- Bold, earnest design — the rooster makes the innocence bulletproof
- Comfortable unisex everyday fit
- Multiple sizes and colors available
- Long-lasting, quality print
Perfect for: poultry farmers, backyard chicken keepers, people who love double-meaning humor, and anyone who wants a shirt that generates perfect reactions from the right audience.
100% NO-RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.
You can find all of the information about our return policy here. Any more questions? Just contact us—our customer service team is happy to assist!
- Solid colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Tubular body, modern classic fit
- Touchably soft
- Sleeves and bottom hem are double-needled stitched
- There are no side seams
- Neck and shoulders taped
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F).
We owe it to you to ensure that you are satisfied with your order.
If your order is incorrect, you are unhappy with the prints, or it is not what you expected for any reason, please contact us and we will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.
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Size Chart
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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