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Your Mother Is My Cardio T-Shirt | Savage Gym Humor Tee | Workout Joke Gift
Your Mother Is My Cardio — The Workout Log Entry Nobody Asked For
Technically this counts as exercise. The Your Mother Is My Cardio T-Shirt delivers the most magnificently savage gym humor in one unforgettable phrase — the kind of line that earns an immediate laugh, a second take, and possibly a slow nod of defeated acknowledgment from whoever reads it.
This bold workout joke tee is for the person who takes their fitness seriously and their trash talk even more seriously. The gym rat with a sense of humor. The friend who brings both sweat and savage commentary to every workout. The person whose warmup includes impeccable banter.
Makes a brilliant gift for gym buddies, fitness-obsessed friends with thick skin, and anyone who appreciates exercise humor that goes straight for the jugular without apology.
Details
- Bold, unapologetic typography — lands immediately
- Comfortable, athletic-friendly unisex fit
- Multiple sizes and colors available
- Quality print built for the gym and the chaos beyond
Perfect for: gym humor fans, fitness people with attitude, anyone who talks trash at the gym, competitive friends, and everyone who appreciates a joke that absolutely cannot be misunderstood.
100% NO-RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
We think you'll adore your products! If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 60 days.
You can find all of the information about our return policy here. Any more questions? Just contact us—our customer service team is happy to assist!
- Solid colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester;
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Tubular body, modern classic fit
- Touchably soft
- Sleeves and bottom hem are double-needled stitched
- There are no side seams
- Neck and shoulders taped
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F).
We owe it to you to ensure that you are satisfied with your order.
If your order is incorrect, you are unhappy with the prints, or it is not what you expected for any reason, please contact us and we will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.
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Size Chart
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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